What do you do for a tortoise that was falling in love but now is only falling apart?
Nothing you can do, itβs a turtle eclipse of the heart
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︎ Nov 21 2022
βI love my job!β exclaimed the farmer. βAll you do is boss me around all day!β complained one of his sheep. βWhat did you say?β challenged the farmer. The sheep glared back and growled...
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︎ Mar 10 2022
Father of six hereβ¦ my kids love dad jokes at the dinner table. Mom is less enthusiastic. Today, my eleven year old decided to get in on the action: βwhat are twins favorite fruits?β
Pearsβ¦ And then he proceeded to fall out of his chair laughing. Meanwhile mom wants to know how she couldβve tested for this before getting in too deep.
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︎ Oct 30 2021
My friend and I have a love of puns, and he came up with this one today: What is the term for being very surprised that someone sprayed Lysol in your face?
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︎ Jun 30 2022
What is the name of the region where people love pasta?
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︎ Jun 17 2022
I was having a glass of wine with my wife after a long day and I heard her say "I love you so much and always look forward to being with you at the end of the day. I don't know what I'd do without you." "Is that you or the wine talking?" I asked. She replied "It's me...
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︎ Feb 11 2021
What is love?
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︎ Aug 24 2018
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentineβs Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. That is true love. The heart wants what the heart wants. β€οΈ
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︎ Feb 14 2019
What is a seafood an Italian would love to have?
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︎ Oct 13 2020
I asked my SO if she knew my favorite letter. She said "No, what is it?" I said "It's u." She responded "aww I love youuuuuuuu" To which I replied...
"I love u too. It's my favorite letter."
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︎ Apr 29 2020
What is the frequency of love?
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︎ Feb 14 2020
What I love about r/dadjokes is how wholesome these posts are
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︎ Aug 08 2019
Bar talk: Dude 1: What was that song by Eric Burdon again; something about love is on fire? Dude 2: Yeah. Yeah. "Love is a burnin' thing, and it makes a fiery ring..."
Dude 3: I think it was Hotel California. "Last thing I remember, I was running for the door..."
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︎ Nov 02 2019
On my grandfatherβs request, βWhat is Love?β was played at his funeral.
Because he had a will, and he Haddaway.
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︎ Nov 28 2018
What is a 3 letter word for playful, loyal, and unconditional love?
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︎ May 06 2019
What I love about Bob Ross, is that he always has a happy touch on the entire landscape of the art of painting
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︎ Apr 28 2017
Punny Animals...What is love?
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︎ Feb 07 2015
There are 4 things really important in a relationship. 1 is love, 2 is sex, and what is 3 + 4?
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︎ Apr 22 2016
βI love my job!β exclaimed the farmer. βAll you do is boss me around all day!β complained one of his sheep. βWhat did you say?β challenged the farmer. The sheep glared back and growled...
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︎ Oct 25 2020
What can you do for a tortoise that was falling in love but now is only falling apart?
Nothing you can do, itβs a turtle eclipse of the heart
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