I googled the phrase "missing medieval servant".

It came back with "page not found".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it…

We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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Cortana for Windows 10 is the queen of Dad Jokes

Me: "Tell me a Joke"

Cortana: "Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in the mud, then cross the road again? Because he was a dirty double crosser"

Me: Groan "Tell me a Good Joke."

Cortana: "There are two types of people in the world: Those who need closure"

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