Weakest Link Puns

If you don’t like bread crust, you were taught not to. No baby popped out the womb ready to hate the slightly browner edge of a slice of bread. Pickiness is a learned trait, and if you don’t eat the crust your children will grow up even weaker than you already are. Pickiness breeds discontentment, lowers your adaptability by forcing reliance on fewer foods, and will ultimately be the demise of western society. By not eating that crust, you’re missing out on key nutrients and failing your great great grandmother who survived two world wars and the Great Depression to give you access to that Wonder Bread with its delightfully soft crust. You dishonor her memory.

This isn’t medieval Europe where the crust was like iron, this is the 21st century, and modern bread crust would be like manna from heaven to a serf. So eat the fucking crust. Think of the fucking Pilgrims, they would have killed to have a bread crust instead of sour acorns and mealy mush. Next time you turn your nose up at a sandwich that has the crust still attached, I hope that a pigeon shits in your drink.

C’mon. Eat the crust. It’s that simple.

I’m currently screaming at my television. I should not be this stressed on a Saturday evening.

AND FOR FUCKS SAKE WHY DO NONE OF THEM EVER SAY BANK

The market is crashing....yay!!

Everyone has their own theories as to what happens now. I'll share mine. Add it to the big box of BS or consider it. Up to you.

Shorts, naked shorts, etf's with shorts.....borrowed on MARGIN.

Margin is CREDIT. Credit is given against COLLATERAL. Collateral is/are the ASSETS held by a borrower. Assets come in many forms, two big ones, stocks and bonds.

Market goes up, assets go up, more margin available.

Market goes down, assets go down, less margin available.

So what happens when you're underwater in shorts, margin reduces, and assets go to sh!t? Margin call.

Some shorts have already looked for cash injections like Citadel. Crypto harvest is over. What do shorts do now? Create more synthetic shares to reduce the share price of already shorted stocks. Lower SP on short positions while their assets' value has been reduced.

Tutes grant margin despite collateral issues because they're in just as deep as the shorts who borrowed.

If the bottom falls out, IMO, memes are green finally. A hedge against a sh!t Market like the Vix. But the market needs to get a bit uglier for it to happen.

Then in walks Evergrande.....conveniently timed IMO.

At that point, it's all dominoes.

We wait for div and settlement theories, watch the crash, and see who is right. The whole market could implode and we're celebrating before we ever get to div.

Gn fam. Sharing my thoughts. 🦋🦋🦋

EDIT: Example of assets going to sh!t, Shitadel, 806K shares of NFLX.

https://fintel.io/so/us/nflx/citadel-advisors-llc

Let’s be real, Mona and Cece had it all wrong. Emily was never the weakest link! Who do y’all think (out of the four girls) was the most likely to get “caught”? Who is the most likely to cave under the pressure? Who do you think can control themselves the least?? And why?👀

I’ll go first, HANNAH😂

EDIT: if you think Aria is the weakest link then please explain without using victim-blaming! I’m sure there’s other people in this group who were groomed and sexually assaulted when they were a teenager. And that doesn’t make anybody “weak”. It just makes them a minor being seduced by an adult.

A vast majority of the lists of best-worst albums have The Link at the bottom. I’m a new fan so I haven’t gone through the entire discography yet but I absolutely loved The Link and feel like it’s underrated

I know the Vikings need to improve in more than 3 particular places, but I want to know which 3 players/positions you think would be the MOST effective in turning the team around if they went from bad to good.

I have around $1000 to spend and want to invest it in my recording chain. Right now I am running an AKG C214 into an Audient id14, sometimes tracking through a dbx 160a if the vocal/genre calls for it.

I've had my eye on the AML ez1073-500 pre amp/eq but am realizing that my money may be better invested in a microphone (though its my understanding the AKG C214 has the same capsule as the 414 and im not dissatisfied with the 214s sound). I have had my eye on the RE 20. Also worried that the ez1073 or a higher quality preamp may be limited by the AD converters on my relatively inexpensive interface.

Mostly recording male vocals for alternative/indie rock, alt hip hop, or indie electronic stuff.

hi it's me again . anyways let's get to it.

who is the weakest link in apex lore for you. and i don't necessarily mean your least favorite character, though i imagine there's some overlap. i mean who, to you, just has the weakest or worst story, and you wouldn't mind if their story was cut entirely or scrapped for something else?

i don't mean stuff like: "oh, i liked loba's story all the way up until the love triangle, i don't like the love triangle". that's not what i mean! you like loba's story, you just don't like where it's at right now.

i mean, like, who do you just. NOT pay attention to? or think their story is so weak/bad you kinda just wish it was scrapped altogether? for me, for example, it would be wattson. i have not liked a single thing they have done with wattson's story or her character in general, and it's only gotten worse as time goes on. i would have a way more positive opinion of apex lore if her lore had never gone this way with crypto and caustic. i don't care for a majority of crypto's story either at this point, but i still like some parts of it with mila and stuff. and caustic...well, i don't think abt him actually. i don't care <3

maybe gibraltar, too, but not as bad as wattson because there are some things i like about his story. just not enough. 😔

edit : stop saying seer. i get it. and also he doesnt even have lore. cant have weak lore if you dont have any (/j)

For me, it's chandu and buri. They simply can't act at all. IDK why they even keep these 2 in this show man.. The show was great when naseem vicky was there. he knew how to speak dialogues and how to act. chandu can't act to save his life man. what a worst actor he is. also buri..she has 0 confidence and can't speak dialogue properly.. idk why they even keep these 2 in their show. it is just making show unwatchable to me man. i stop watching that show when chandu or buri come to that show also sunil grover was great. he should make a return man. show is not that great without sunil grover imo.

First and foremost, the obligatory Buy, DRS, Hodl.

We know the price is wrong, MSM is trying hard to spread FUD with this Activision acquisition by Microsoft, but no one is talking about the future of markets, or block chain tech, or the extent of blockchain when it comes to GME, no one is talking about the float or SI.

This is just a though, or a raging hard clue for me. We’ve posted that the price is getting hammered down to further spread FUD and shake out paper hands, but what if it’s worse?

My thought is there are two actions SHF could be taking right now:

1. Hammering price down past the anniversary of last year to play some Psy Ops and shake out papers too afraid to lose, or are tired of this game - there will be some.

2. Hammering down the price, getting some fomo buyers in, then pause on their crime, updoot a good amount - past what we saw last year, so a large amount more paper hands sell in the hundreds or low thousands just to short it right back down.

Either way there’s only one way out for them, and the exit is blocked with a mountainous pile of ape shit.

For most investors there are several outs - IF you know what an exit strategy is - I don’t - the words are too big. I still buy, DRS, and Hodl, because I’m leery of these suits.

TLDR; nothing has changed but watch for more psy ops in SHF-intentional positive price movement over the next two weeks, and don’t give up. Not advice just speculation and not wanting to be the fuckee, I’d rather be the fucker.

EDIT: Also noticed that the price drops have been close to $5 increments. Not sure what TA would say about that but the graph of the last 5 days suggests that $5 increment. Looks like someone doesn’t know that the magical numbers would be 4.20, 6.90, and 7.41 in any multiple or variations. Ape math, like water, finds a way.

EDIT 2: Today looks like another -$5 close off Market Open price. The percentage drop grows with each day based off of a lower starting price. Am I noticing a pattern that’s significant to their strategy or it’s happenstance?

All bar one seemed to be famous for podcasts. Talk about scraping the barrel!

A would say Emily is, but what do you think?

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I can’t imagine how many times I’ve been smacked in the back or killed by a gravity hammer on my six that I never even heard… no footsteps… just dust and echoes. Even taking fire from a needler is basically unheard of (pun intended)

How can I find a game of chain link to complete the not the weakest link assignment for the mpx?

The Arsenal are in superb form against just about anyone except the Manchester clubs, Chelsea and Liverpool. Why do we get exposed so badly? Is it the tactics or the players? Our defence is obviously very young and haven't been together for long, but they're so promising that any change there would mad.

Attack is looking great. Martinelli, ESR, Odegaard, Saka, Lacazette, hopefully Auba in rotation if we can't offload him next window.

Centre mid? Xhaka is back in favour but sort of.. unreliable. Partey is great when fully match fit. I think we're in desperate need of options there. AMN is just a utility player, a John O'Shea role if not style. Elneny is tolerable but doesn't improve anything coming off the bench. Sambi Lokonga looks very promising but we can't expect him to rescue us late-season. Any realistic targets? This is just my opinion, if you think the issue is elsewhere, please tell.

Do we have a psychological issue with these clubs? Sometimes we just bend over completely, with less fight than, say, Brighton.

If you don’t like bread crust, you were taught not to. No baby popped out the womb ready to hate the slightly browner edge of a slice of bread. Pickiness is a learned trait, and if you don’t eat the crust your children will grow up even weaker than you already are. Pickiness breeds discontentment, lowers your adaptability by forcing reliance on fewer foods, and will ultimately be the demise of western society. By not eating that crust, you’re missing out on key nutrients and failing your great great grandmother who survived two world wars and the Great Depression to give you access to that Wonder Bread with its delightfully soft crust. You dishonor her memory.

This isn’t medieval Europe where the crust was like iron, this is the 21st century, and modern bread crust would be like manna from heaven to a serf. So eat the fucking crust. Think of the fucking Pilgrims, they would have killed to have a bread crust instead of sour acorns and mealy mush. Next time you turn your nose up at a sandwich that has the crust still attached, I hope that a pigeon shits in your drink.

C’mon. Eat the crust. It’s that simple.

If you don’t like bread crust, you were taught not to. No baby popped out the womb ready to hate the slightly browner edge of a slice of bread. Pickiness is a learned trait, and if you don’t eat the crust your children will grow up even weaker than you already are. Pickiness breeds discontentment, lowers your adaptability by forcing reliance on fewer foods, and will ultimately be the demise of western society. By not eating that crust, you’re missing out on key nutrients and failing your great great grandmother who survived two world wars and the Great Depression to give you access to that Wonder Bread with its delightfully soft crust. You dishonor her memory.

This isn’t medieval Europe where the crust was like iron, this is the 21st century, and modern bread crust would be like manna from heaven to a serf. So eat the fucking crust. Think of the fucking Pilgrims, they would have killed to have a bread crust instead of sour acorns and mealy mush. Next time you turn your nose up at a sandwich that has the crust still attached, I hope that a pigeon shits in your drink.

C’mon. Eat the crust. It’s that simple.

If you don’t like bread crust, you were taught not to. No baby popped out the womb ready to hate the slightly browner edge of a slice of bread. Pickiness is a learned trait, and if you don’t eat the crust your children will grow up even weaker than you already are. Pickiness breeds discontentment, lowers your adaptability by forcing reliance on fewer foods, and will ultimately be the demise of western society. By not eating that crust, you’re missing out on key nutrients and failing your great great grandmother who survived two world wars and the Great Depression to give you access to that Wonder Bread with its delightfully soft crust. You dishonor her memory.

This isn’t medieval Europe where the crust was like iron, this is the 21st century, and modern bread crust would be like manna from heaven to a serf. So eat the fucking crust. Think of the fucking Pilgrims, they would have killed to have a bread crust instead of sour acorns and mealy mush. Next time you turn your nose up at a sandwich that has the crust still attached, I hope that a pigeon shits in your drink.

C’mon. Eat the crust. It’s that simple.