Me: look, theyβre building an extension to the Wawa
Actual joke my dad made while driving past the construction of the building extension: βguess itβs a Wawawaβ
Wawa employee didn't get it.
Getting a sub from Wawa, and the girl who wrapped the sub up didnt get the corner in so it was hanging out.
Her: Sorry for the bad wrap job.
Me:It's ok, I dont like hop-hop anyway.
Wawa
(Rap music playing in the background)
Him: "Which artist does this song? Is it Wawa?"
Me: "No....I dont think I've ever heard of Wawa."
Him: "Wawa what the hell is he talking about."
Completely accidental dad joke at Wawa today.
My girlfriend and I were getting coffee and tea at wawa.
Her- Do you like the Irish Cream? Me- yeah but not really with French vanilla coffee. Her- Why not? Me- it's just that I-rish it wasn't so sweet.
I realized what I had done and we had to go our separate ways.
Do you know why air pumps at gas stations used to be free but are now $1.50?
Inflation
