DC and Warner Bros are creating a new Wonder Man movie
They even got a new actor to play the main role: Guy Gadot.
my wife does 'sip and paint,' so I started 'bros, beers, and books'
our signature cocktail is "tequila mockingbird"
Friend: “Bro, can you pass me that pamphlet?”
My 5 year old told me this today - Dad, how does a farmer count all his animals in the barn?
What would the Mario Bros. artstyle be called if they where from England?
Personally, I don't believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before bros.
There needs to be a balance.
A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.
What Vegtable has a bunch of Animals inside it?
Hey bro, can you hand me that pamphlet?
Sibling humor, the backs of two ocean-themed quilts for my baby bro's new son and daughter.
Which Sci-fi character was an animal rights activist?
Dr. Who. Because Who Let The Dogs Out
What’s the dumbest animal in the Amazon rainforest?
The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"
"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"
"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.
"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"
I love my balloon animal class. I just hate the pop quizzes.
Me: Sorry I'm late. I broke down on the way to work.
Boss: Is your car with the mechanic?
Me: Car?
My wife is kicking me out because she's fed up with my South American animal puns
"OK", I said, "Alpaca my bags".
What is the one thing a giraffe has that no other animal on the planet has?
What's the full name of somebody who loves Japanese animation?
it is against the law to pester and bother the large aquatic grass eating animals
this is considered crimes against hugh manatee
Animal puns are life
Hey son, wanna hear an animal pun
NO.
Whale then, bee it.
Dude 1: “Hey bro?” Dude 2: “Yeah bro?” Dude 1: “Can you hand me that pamphlet?”
My bro banged Medusa
It’s been weeks and he’s still rock hard
My daughter was telling me about cheetahs and how they are skittish and nervous animals. They require a lot of attention and sometimes in zoos they even have a companion dog to help keep them calm.
Turns out, without a lot of care, cheetahs never prosper.
What kind of animals do gen Z have on their farms?
Why did the animal doctor go through great lengths to hide his true identity?
Because he was a veteran Aryan.
What's the most suspicious animal ever?
What do you call a french anime lover?
What do you call animals that have a backbone and criticise everyone?
What prehistoric animal was the queen of disco?
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.
How is the British child of an Australian bear and a Antarctic sea animal like a Tupperware?
They're both koala-tea-seals!
What animal can fix anything?
I just found out my kitchen has marble countertops...
...all this time I took them for granite.
I won the top prize in a lottery themed around the world's tallest terrestrial animal
I guess a picked a pretty lucky giraffle ticket
I went to a zoo yesterday, It was awful! there was no animals there apart from 1 dog
My friend asked me if I wanted to see his pamphlet.
Someone randomly dropped off a bull in my neighbor’s yard, but animal control picked it up before she got home.
She would have had a cow.
Yesterday, I went to a zoo, but there was only one animal there
Which animals are the biggest nerds?
Fish, because they spend all their time in schools
What do you call a weapon that doesn't kill animals?
Which animal has the biggest breasts
I need puns about animal jumpers
Dude 1: Hey bro Dude 2: Yeah bro? Dude 1: Can you hand me that pamphlet?
I don't believe in bros before hoes or hoes before bros. There needs to a balance.
A homie-hoe-stasis if you will.
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