A list of puns related to "Warde"
We are going ..through a midwife crisis.
Judge Mental
I was told he was pretty nutty
Because it's Duty Free
"Do you want a piece of me?" I asked him.
The ICU.
If you had been, we were going to name you Carson….
A doctor notices this and says, "Excuse me sir, but what are you doing?"
The man ignores the doctor and continues, now taking everyone's blood pressure.
"Sir, I'll ask you again", says the doctor, "why are you here and what are you doing?"
Ignoring the doctor again, the man then begins to take everyone's blood and starts processing it through the hospital's examination equipment.
"Right!" Shouts the doctor. "Now you're testing my patients!"
ICU
So they make sure it’s set at womb temperature.
Father
So I went inside, put him down, took one of the clean babies, and left.
It was open Mike night!
Step 1. Warding them off: Before you go on a hike you should bring pepper spray, better yet pepper spray for bears, it sprays further. Bring bells to make lots of noise and scare them off.
Step 2. Identification. Black bear droppings include remnants of berry husks, nuts, and possibly skeletons of small woodland creatures or fish.
Brown bear droppings smell like pepper spray and have bells in them.
...was that you Coffin ?
They put me in the F-ward
She said she wanted a big ward robe.
She says, "yeah, I could stand to pee."
I said, "No, you should probably still sit so it doesn't get everywhere."
My first, "official dad" dad joke. How'd I do?
It's now called the Jerry Hat Trick Ward
They were judgmental
Midwife crisis
They put me in the squid ward.
They put me in the Squid Ward.
Hines sight is 20/20
Can you Dad joke someone you're a guardian to?
Anyway
A friend has been doing some house decorating recently, I just had following Skype conversation with her daughter (my ward)
Her : Gonna do some painting with Mum in a minute
Me : I'd use a brush
She had to take them to the Icy Ewe ward.
It was orc ward !!
As you can imagine, it was very orc- ward.
On top of it, I’m also banned from the maternity ward.
It was placed in Emmental ward to recover
I'm at a loss for wards.
I was disappointed by my recent theatre trip the other day: I thought it was a comedy set in a hospital but turns out it was just a play on wards.
Others might call it reWARDing.
I know. I’m sorry.
On the way down he meets a chap with no parachute moving up wards. He shouts to him, Hey mate know anything about parachutes? The chap coming up shout No but do you know anything about gas cookers?
They're too orc'ward.
This place is back wards.
The ICU
It’s a midwife crisis.
As I walked around the Transplant Ward.
It’s a mid-wife crisis.
On top of it, I’m banned permanently from the maternity ward.
On top of it, I’m permanently banned from the maternity ward.
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