War crime Puns

What do guns, vaginas, hospitals, and war crimes have in common?

discharge.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/Grandviewsurfer

📅︎ Jul 09 2020

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I have commited several war crimes in uzbeckistan and am giving myself in for gassing hundreids of civillian houses

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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/dog-loaf

📅︎ Dec 24 2019

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In war it’s best to commit crimes on naval frigates.

Charges are often dropped.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/Freklred

📅︎ Sep 29 2019

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