A list of puns related to "Walking the Dog"
At first he took one step and then stopped. Then he took three steps and then stopped. He kept increasing his steps this way along the sidewalk when I thought to myself, βThatβs an odd way of walking.β
A lady came up behind me and slipped as well, I said I just did that, she slapped me and said use the toilet next time
Deja poo.
Nah...they're mine, I said.
When he was finished, he looked at the other dog and said, βClean up that mess.β
The other dog sniffed the pile and said, βNope. Thatβs your asphalt!β
I responded βBut youβre not a freezer.β
I could feel the eye roll down the street.
One suddenly turns to the other and says
"Mike! Your wiener is showing!"
βI went up to him and went βPssstt!β in his ear and he didnβt move.β
It certainly looks like you got it half off!!
I could hear the groan all the way up the street..success!
"That's amazing" I said "how did you know to do that? Are you a vet?" "Vet?" He asked. 'of corse I'm vet. I was in zee sea"
I can't find the dog anywhere.
I told her, "No, it's pure dog."
What a gneiss guy
He turned to me and said, βWhoa! How blind was that guy?β
We were out on a stroll with our dogs when we came up to a railroad crossing:
Me: kneeling down examining the ground "A train must have come through here..."
Wife:"How can you tell?"
Me:smirking "It left its tracks right here!"
Wife:continues walking, leaving me behind
Edit:Grammar, guh...
βYo.β βYo.β
It was called Canine Able.
A pairaducks.
HA ha hee! ;)
I figured out that our heeler is part alien, because he leaves crap circles instead of crop circles.
(he gets so excited on walks that he doesn't "squat still", instead going in a circle)
Mom, addressing the dog: "Did you poop?" Dad: "He didn't but I dropped one."
I said, βNo, theyβre mineβ
And I said βNo theyβre mineβ
Nah, they're mine.
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