Bueno, rediturros
Basicamente lo que dice el post. Hoy cortamos con mi novia despues de 7 meses. Paso a describir la situacion
El dia jueves recibi un pago en efectivo de 85 lucas que me dieron en una bolsita de regalo para libros, de tela. Ese dia, a la noche, puse la bolsita en mi armario, a la vista. Dia viernes, sabado y hoy no vino nadie a mi casa, excepto mi novia el viernes por la noche. Ese viernes por la noche, la bolsita con plata estaba ahi. Y saque plata para ir a comer con ella. Ayer estaba ahi
Mi novia me dejo despues de una pelea que no va al caso en el desayuno. Me dijo que no queria seguir mas y se fue. Guardo todas sus cosas en 3 bolsas y se fue. En una bolsa eran solo cosmeticos del baño, en las otras eran zapatos, ninguno de los cuales se guardaban en el armario, sino abajo de la cama
Reviso a la hora no se porque y no estaba la plata. No puedo probar que la robo, y ella no lo va a admitir jamas. Paso a describir a la persona en cuestion. Tipica cheta de Belgrano con los papas y familia con guita, nariz parada y demas. Para que no digan que solo roban los pobres
Y tengo un odioooooo... porque no puedo probarlo, ella no lo va a admitir, no tengo pruebas, dijo que "No se de que me hablas" cuando le dije "eso que hiciste antes de irme no se hace, esta mal" y demas
La plata estaba el viernes cuando la vi por ultima vez, nadie vino a esta casa y la unica llave la tengo yo, o el dueño en su defecto, ni mis viejos ni nadie mas. Me siento un idiota y muy traicionado
Ni hubo insultos ni nada. Solo le dije que aceptaba que no quiera verme mas. No hubo llantos ni nada, solo caras de tristeza
Nada... a alguien le paso? Puede explicarme esto? Que me perdi? Porque hasta quiero creer que no se, me la gaste entre el sabado y el domingo sin darme cuenta, o algo, se que la plata no se volo por el viento....
Gracias
I fully realize this isn’t real gentrification as in housing, and the consequences aren’t as dire. But it’s absurd that almost all of the food options at Logan Airport now are “Vino Volo,” Wolfgang Puck type overpriced faux-fancy restaurants.
Terminal A used to have a Wendy’s. Terminal B used to have a McDonald’s. Terminal E used to have a Burger King. All are gone. Even those were overpriced relative to their counterparts outside of the airport. But they were decent options for people on a tighter budget and/or with kids.
I could see how the pandemic would contribute to this — fast food restaurants depend on volume. But this trend was in place beforehand, with MassPort patting themselves on the back for remodeling Terminal B and pushing out McDonalds and Sbarros. All of the food you get now still comes out of the microwave at Vino Volo, the Bruins Bar et al, but you’re paying twice as much.
At least there’s still Dunkin or Starbucks in most terminals. I feel like there would be open revolt if those left. But the situation generally seems like the kind of optics-driven initiatives we see from our public sector organizations here, things that ultimately are bad/expensive for everyday people trying to use this public infrastructure.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
I won't be doing that today!
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
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Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
