Downloaded film Titanic for the family to watch this evening. Annoyingly Video and Sound has come across in separate files.

It's syncing right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iseb3881
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There's a new action video game where you build whole digital worlds but there's no sound.

Its called Mimecraft

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Apollonius_Cone
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Facts πŸ’―
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πŸ‘€︎ u/simwalkedaway
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I get depressed if I don’t play video games.

I always need to console myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
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A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff...

β€œBa-dumm-Tsss”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/streety22
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Tee hee
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pinkpunther96
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Grom r/memes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trisspele
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I saw an ad in a shop window, β€œTelevision for sale, $1, volume stuck on full”, I thought

β€œI can't turn that down.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CulturedGrass
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What is an archeologist

Someone whose career is in ruins

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πŸ‘€︎ u/montymuncher
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Guy annoys girlfriend with puns at Ikea
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GabuTheBunny
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The award for the best dadjokes 2018 goes to...

… u/ebkbk for this post: Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian. made on 24.11. with 38.9k upvotes

[also already made by u/Tface on 25.03. for 16.9k upvotes]

Let's move on to the top 3 of each month:

January:

  1. Is this sub still active? by u/I_Fart_Liquids on 01.01. with 36.4k upvotes

  2. Gonorrhea would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine by u/daugarten on 20.01. with 30.8k upvotes

  3. An open letter to the mods of r/dadjokes: by u/Alfie_13 on 27.01. with 18.9k upvotes

February:

  1. Was watching Star Wars with my daughter. She asked why Luke was climbing inside a Tauntaun, I said to keep warm. by u/jakeisbill on 05.02. for 20.3k upvotes

  2. My daughter asked me what I'm posting on Reddit... by u/madazzahatter on 25.02. for 18.3k upvotes

  3. When a woman is giving birth, she is literally kidding. by u/ownworldman on 23.02. for 17.7k upvotes

March:

  1. I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" and I thought... by u/madazzahatter on 21.03. for 22.2k upvotes

  2. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. by u/Tface on 25.03. for 16.9k upvotes.

  3. [When I reach home, my 1.5 y.o. son rushes out to the gate to sit in my lap while I park the car. Then he just grabs the steering and starts shaking it with brrrmmm brrrmmm sound. His cute antics always make me forget that he's suffering from a rare disease.](https://www.reddit.com/r/da

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skormes
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So, my dad sent me a video text this morning.

Him: "Do you know what is orange and sounds like a parrot?"

Me: "I don't know"

He sends another video back and says: "A carrot!" takes bite out of carrot

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Successfully Dadjoked my roommate pretty good today.

So I was just browsing reddit and eating some noodles. I came across this video about a guy who is only able to use one sound to communicate. Just as I was stopping the video, my roommate came over and asked me what I was watching. I said, "Just some guy who can only say 'tono'. I stopped watching because it got really repetitive." He told me that I would make a good dad some day :)

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Finally got the reaction I've always been hoping for

Me, to my 11 year old son:

> What is this video game? fart sound

What, Dad?

> Call of Doody

His eyes dropped, he shook his head and sighed.

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