What did the vampire cat say, when he didn't like the plans his friends where making for the weekend?

"Count meowt"

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👤︎ u/deinde94
📅︎ Mar 17 2018
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Vampire Weekend was playing on the radio

Me "This is Vampire Weekend."

Dad "Weird, I haven't seen any Vampires out"

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📅︎ Sep 22 2013
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On zombie cravings...

My kids and i had some fun with these on a car trip this past weekend...

What do zombie plumbers crave? Draaaaains!!!

What do zombie pilots crave? Planes... Plaaaanes!

What do zombie conductors crave? Traaaains!

What do zombie opthalmologists crave? Fraaames!

What do zombie construction workers crave? Craaanes!

What do zombie nurses crave? Paaains!

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What do vampires crave? Blood.

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👤︎ u/monza700
📅︎ Apr 20 2015
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