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Todays marks the 61th Birthday of the de jure emperor of Austria Karl of Austria/Habsburg. Son of Otto von Habsburg and grandson of the last Austrian emperor Karl I. . His Imperial and Royal Highness is being honored and his birthday celebrated by many traditionalist regiments and battalions, aswell as by numerous monarchist grups. Furthermore a vast amount of royalist, who are loyat to the dynasty and the (de jure) emperor are celebrating privately, many of which are hoping for a restauration of the monarchy. (to which I may count myself)

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I hereby wish HIRH, de jure

By the Grace of God Emperor of Austria,
Apostolic King of Hungary and Bohemia, Dalmatia, Croatia, Slavonia, Galicia, Lodomeria and Illyria;
King of Jerusalem, etc.;
Archduke of Austria;
Grand Duke of Tuscany and Cracow;
Duke of Lorraine, Salzburg, Styria, Carinthia, Carniola and Bukovina;
Grand Prince of Transylvania, Margrave of Moravia;
Duke of Upper and Lower Silesia, of Modena, Parma, Piacenza and Guastalla, of Auschwitz and Zator, of Teschen, Friaul, Ragusa and Zara;
Princely Count of Habsburg and Tyrol, of Kyburg, Gorizia and Gradisca;
Prince of Trento and Brixen;
Margrave of Upper and Lower Lusatia and in Istria;
Count of Hohenems, Feldkirch, Bregenz, Sonnenberg etc.;
Lord of Trieste, of Cattaro and on the Windic March;
Grand Voivode of the Voivodeship of Serbia
etc., etc.

a very happy and blessed 61th birthday, with many to come!

Hoch Habsburg! Gott beschütze unseren Kaiser Karl!

Gott erhalte, Gott beschütze unsern Kaiser unser Land!

Relevant figures:

Franz Ferdinand

Franz Anton Fürst

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Addressed to His Imperial and Royal Highness The Archduke of Austria-Este Francis Ferdinand,

Good day to you, your highness. We briefly met about a year ago in Vienna, during my time as Minister-President of Cisleithania. We agreed on a lot, and I wanted to share some recent revelations that I have had. But before that, I wish to extend formal congratulations for your recent marriage. I have met Her Serene Highness previously, and her intelligence did impress me.

Anyways, now on to business. In our meeting, we agreed on a lot, including autonomy for all of the peoples of this great empire, including my people, the Czechs. I am writing to you to let you know that that is impossible. The Magyars will never accept to give up land, and any proposal that takes more from them than Croatia will only lead to civil war and the destruction of our mighty empire.

Upon further reflection, I have realized a parliament is also not an option. During my time as Minister-President of Cisleithania I naively hoped that it be possible to institute a parliament. Alas, I failed. The Germans turned against me, and I was removed. When I met you, your highness, you and I disagreed on parliament and what the power of the Kaiser should be. Now that I understand the impracticality of a parliament, it seems that your way is left. So, I urge you, convince the Federalist Party and preferably, the rest of the German nobility of your intentions to Federalize Cisleithania and support them, so that when you succeed to the throne, you can implement federalization immediately.

I also ask that you implement my proposal for successful federalisation:

Franz Anton Fürst details his proposal for Cistleithania, see below.

I sincerely hope you heed my advice, your Royal Highness.

Loyally,

Franz Anton Fürst

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Fürst's proposal for Austria-Hungary, with a few notes:

[*By Croatia, Fürst means Croatia-Slavonia](https://preview.redd.it/nop0kfo97uz71.jpg?width=2000&f

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

You take away their little brooms

Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

It was about a weak back.

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap