A list of puns related to "Uniklinikum Aachen"
Hallo, wie der Titel es vermuten lΓ€sst, suche ich Personen, die Erfahrungen mit Herrn Dr. med. Benjamin Alexander Joachim Bohn gemacht hat? Vermutlich hat er nie alle Vornamen angegeben. Er war anfangs in Hamburg und Umgebung tΓ€tig ,spΓ€ter am Uniklinikum Aachen. Sein TΓ€tigkeitsschwerpunkt ist Chirurgie/Plastische Chirurgie/ Handchirurgie. Gerne auch per PN melden. Vielen Dank, lieben GruΓ
Hallo alle. Ich bin 30F, International Doktorandin bei Uniklinikum Aachen. Habe groΓe Leidenschaft ΓΌber Mode handwerk/Schneider, aber nur eine AnfΓ€ngerin mit nicht zu viel Erfahrung. Ich suche nach eine kleine Schneiderei wo ich als Praktikantin (am Wochenende) bisschen Erfahrung verdienen wenn es mΓΆglich wΓ€re. Mein Ziel ist erstmals das Nutzung des NΓ€hmaschines zu perfektionieren und vllt auch weiter ein Hemd/Hose zu NΓ€hen.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Ich bin eine Doktorandin beim Uniklinikum Aachen. Da ich in meinem letzte Phase bin (nur noch 6 monaten) zu ende meines PhD's, ich suche nach lernungs mΓΆglichkeit (teilzeit) fΓΌr Animationen, die ich fΓΌr meinem Verteidigung nutzen kann fΓΌr coole Einstellungs-Movies zu machen. Gibt es vielleicht solche Kurse oder vllt interessierte leute wer mich am Wochenenden mit Animations softwaren hilfen kΓΆnnen?
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Iβm looking for a psychiatrist in Aachen who can diagnose and treat adults with ADHD. I went to all the psychiatrists and neurologists my family doctor referred to but none of them seem to treat adults with ADHD. They treat only kids. For now all I have managed to do is get a university psychological consultation. I also tried contacting the RWTH Uniklinikum ADHS ambulante. But they donβt seem to be answering my emails and every time I call and say that Iβm an international student the person on the phone cuts the call abruptly (which is quite rude).
Iβm an international student at RWTH with not so great German skills. So Iβm out of some options in case the doctor only speaks German because I only know basic German and communicating my problems will be difficult.
Can anyone suggest me a psychiatrist or neurologist for this? And anyone whoβs studying at RWTH with ADHD share your experiences?
The whole WFH has turned into a nightmare for me. Iβm really struggling and realizing that I canβt get basic medical help is making me feel even worse without having my family with me here to support.
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
It was about a weak back.
Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
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