#Monday Miracle Thread
Sometimes you need a miracle!
Whether that means you hold on to your narrow margin of victory to squeak out a win or you overcome a big deficit in points to avoid defeat, this is where you can talk about it.
This thread is focused on how your match has gone so far and what you need to happen or to avoid happening in order to get a win. If you're posting team specifics and looking for feedback, please be sure to post complete rosters of both teams as well as your scoring settings and current scores for the teams. It's recommended to use a formatted table if possible, and usually preferable to specify which team you are. Links to screenshots of your matchup are welcome
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| Caleb902 | 4 |
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Hello everyone, hope you are all doing well, I’m back again with some cool new stuff I’m looking to sell. Please, don’t be shy to make offers and work out trades or deals on multiples, they absolutely must go! Prices in USD, shipping is from Canada, $15 + $2 for each additional record. Thanks!
[Playboi Carti - Playboi Carti](https://www.discogs.com/release/11150639-Playboi-Carti-Playboi-Carti) NM/NM $60
[Moby Grape - Wow/Grape Jam](https://www.discogs.com/release/5189092-Moby-Grape-Wow-Grape-Jam) VG+/VG. I highly recommend this group. Really great late 60’s psychedelia. Two of their records across two discs. $20
[George Harrison - ALL THINGS MUST PASS](https://www.discogs.com/release/11567020-George-Harrison-All-Things-Must-Pass) Vinyl in really nice shape, box shows general signs of storage. EX/G+ $60
[Emitt Rhodes - Emitt Rhodes](https://www.discogs.com/release/1741356-Emitt-Rhodes-Emitt-Rhodes) VG+/VG $18
[Neil Young - Everybody knows This is Nowhere](https://www.discogs.com/release/7317372-Neil-Young-With-Crazy-Horse-Everybody-Knows-This-Is-Nowhere) VG+/VG+ $20
[Taj Mahal - Taj Mahal](https://www.discogs.com/release/7586940-Taj-Mahal-Taj-Mahal) VG+/VG+ $20
[Mark Moogy Klingman - Moogy](https://www.discogs.com/release/3452371-Mark-Moogy-Klingman-Moogy) NM/VG+ $15
[Arif Mardin - Journey](https://www.discogs.com/sell/release/11628029?ev=rb) NM/VG $8
[Swamp Blues (compilation)](https://www.discogs.com/release/3053789-Various-Swamp-Blues) VG/VG $15
[John Prine - John Prine](https://www.discogs.com/release/12136820-John-Prine-John-Prine) VG+/VG $40
[Curtiss A - Courtesy](https://www.discogs.com/release/2328676-Curtiss-A-Courtesy) VG+/NM $12
[Marty Robbins - Gunfighte
... keep reading on reddit ➡Do your worst!
It really does, I swear!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
They’re on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
[Removed]
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
