SCRATCH ANOTHER MEATBALLβ€”SAIPAN OPERATIONS Navy photographers were brilliantly adept at catching enemy planes and ships as they were hit by American missiles and shells. Photographed by a USS Kitkun Bay photographer. U. S. Navy Photo [1479x1789] imgur.com/lVk4LeC
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HMS Minotaur: A Legendary Review

HMS Minotaur

  • Spicy Heal
  • Phenomenal AP
  • Great Torpedoes
  • Utilitarian

Scope:

Welcome back, and welcome to the New Year. It's now v 3.10 which feature's Theseus' Bane for the campaign which yields this review's Legendary Tier Headliner, HMS Minotaur. Minotaur hails from one of the oldest lines in World of Warships on the whole, despite her recent addition to World of Warships Legends under the Royal Navy. Minotaur is a GREAT ship, though she has a HIGH skill floor, she has an EXTREME skill ceiling.

I acquired Minotaur by purchasing the first 40 levels of the campaign, then completing the other 80. This ship was not given to me by Wargaming for review.

Legendary Tier ships are not considered Premium Ships, and as such, are subject to balance changes. This review is a time stamp of her current statistics upon release in her campaign and may not reflect changes made to the ship in later updates.

Captains, below you will see a unique list set up which will incorporate 2 basic sets of comparison, the shorter lists compare all the Legendary Ships of the same class directly, and the second larger list which incorporates all of the ships of the same class, pairing Legendary and Tier VII.

Rating Matrix:

  • [BAD, WEAK, AVERAGE, GOOD, GREAT]
  • {LOW, MODERATE, HIGH, EXTREME}

History:

In 1946, the First Sea Lord requested a rework of the current designs focusing on improving the well-known habitability issues plaguing the cruiser designs of the era. The Director for Gunnery and Anti-Air Division proposed the design should be armed with dual purpose 6" and 3" gunnery, learning and incorporating the design of the then in construction USS Worcester. The Director of Naval Construction then developed several designs.

Formed in the later years of World War 2, Design Z, was named the Minotaur Class and was a planned design that incorporated several such variations of a Light Cruiser Design with a very profound Anti-Air armament, improved crew habitability, while incorporating lessons learned from the War and increase international cooperation with the United States. The design featured an upgraded, Mk 26 Turret saw vast improvements in automatic reloading and full Remote Power Control. The gun reloaded considerably faster, with an improvement of 9-12 shells per minute over the existing Mk 24 and saw the Mk 26 entering service under different but completed designs such as the HMS Tiger (C-20).

The design w

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Unhinged Speculation on the Tale of the Student and his Son

Spoilers for Book of the New Sun and light spoilers for Books of the Long and Short Sun.

Since reading through the entire Solar Cycle of books (New Sun > Long Sun > Short Sun) and related short stories (including The Cat, The Map, Empires of Foliage and Flower, etc), I’ve been convinced there is strong connective tissue binding the series, not just the β€œRed Sun Whorl” visitations involving Silk meeting Severianβ€”which some fans think are fan service-y or tacked on clumsily, and not just the fact that Pas is Typhon. Continuing in that vein: Could The Tale of the Student and his Son serve as an addition or alternative origin story for the Galactic conqueror Typhon?

Much has been written regarding Typhon’s origin being β€œencoded” in another β€œThe Wonders of Urth and Sky” (Aka the β€œBrown Book”) story: β€œThe Tale of the Boy Called Frog”, a story which Severian tells Little Severian in Sword of the Lictor while they are camped at the foot of Mount Typhon. There most certainly is one possible origin for Typhon in that tale. But consider how varied the tales of gods and heroes and their origins and adventures were in Greek mythβ€”each Polis had a different tale or spin on events, and gods often rose and fell in prominence in conjunction with their patron city state. The antiquity and abundance of temples to Hera hint at a time when she may’ve been more highly-exalted than her lightning-throwing husband, and hero-king founder of Athens Theseus is sometimes the son of Aegeus and other times the son of Poseidon, god of the Oceans, to name but two examples of this.

The mythic allusions in β€œThe Tale of the Student and His Son” point us towards Theseus and his fateful encounter with the Cretan Minotaur. Could they also point us forward to a time when factions within the Galactic Empire took drastic measures to overthrow a Tyrannical regime? Alongside the Theseus myth in the Tale there is the story of the creation of a perfect leader who is β€œfleshed from dreams”. Throughout the Book of the New Sun we’re given glimpses of technology which allows dead people to be generated/reanimated from the memories (and dreams?) of the living. Specifically, the AI core of the Hierodule’s spaceship/timeship generates Eidolons of Master Malrubius and Triskele from the mind of Severian. So perhaps the faction in the β€œGalactic Civil War” I theorize is made up of Techno-priests who are adept at genetic engineering and masters of the Eidolon-making technology. I think the Student’s so

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

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What is the scariest tree?

BamBOO!

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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Which actor drives the least?

Christopher Walken

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My ten-year-old daughter came up with this at dinner tonight: What do you get if put a copy of Macbeth on top of a dictionary?

A play on words.

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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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Pun intended.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sharmaji1301
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No spoilers
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Should we create an English word for the 'day after tomorrow'?

Or would that be too forward thinking?

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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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Spi__
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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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For Gotham
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The Ancient Romans II
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Where do you find a cow with no legs?

Where ever you left it πŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ€­

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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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Naan-negotiable
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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Remember that joke I told you about the chiropractor?

It was about a weak back.

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School Was Clothed
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Letting loose with these puns
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Couch potato
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Baka!
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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

It’s pronounced β€œNoel.”

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All dad jokes are bad and here’s why

Why

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concrete πŸ—Ώ
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Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

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If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

  • Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

  • French/Finnish art

  • Country/Canadian rap

  • Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

  • Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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Knowledgeable man
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That’s Michelle
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Is this sub still active?

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

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IJN Atago: A T7 WoWs Legends Review

Atago

  • Excellent Kiter
  • Witherer
  • Great Torpedoes

Scope:

It's v 3.8 during the Origin of Wisdom Campaign for Mainz and Sirocco. Next up on the review list for this update is another older cruiser, Atago, which represents one of the first campaign and later GXP ships brought to the game. For many cruiser players, Atago represents one of their first premium ships or playstyles they will have learned. Atago is available in the shop for 750k Global XP. Atago is an AVERAGE ship with a MODERATE skill floor and a HIGH skill ceiling.

Rating Matrix:

  • [BAD, WEAK, AVERAGE, GOOD, GREAT],
  • {LOW, MODERATE, HIGH, EXTREME}

History:

Named after Mount Atago, Atago was the second of the Takao-Class Cruisers, though she would be completed 2 months earlier than sister Takao. Laid down in April 1927 at Kure Naval Arsenal, Atago was launched in June 1930, and commissioned into the Imperial Japanese Navy in 1932. During trials, Atago and sister Takao faced seaworthiness issues due to their top-heaviness. By 1940, the ships were altered by reducing the size of the bridge, moving the main mast aft, and adding torpedo bulges which then improved the stability of the ship.

The design was an improvement over the preceding Myoko class, which sought to resolve many of the issues of the class, with improved Anti-Air, moving the torpedoes to the upper deck, and featured 10x Type 3 20cm Naval Guns in twin turrets. The Type 3 20cm gun was the heaviest of any heavy cruiser at the time. Akin to her predecessors, Atago was top-heavy. Akin to her sisters, Atago was upgraded repeatedly throughout her career receiving numerous Anti-Air upgrades, and eventually the Type 93 Oxygen Torpedo. Her original Anti-Air Suite was woefully inadequate with just a pair of 40mm guns, which changed as she received over 60 Type 96 AA guns during the course of her upgrades.

Atago participated in many major naval battles throughout the Pacific Theatre of World War 2. Atago met her fate on 23 October 1944 in the Palawan Passage, when USS Darter struck Atago with 4 torpedoes setting her ablaze, quickly capsizing claiming 360 of her crew. Atago served as Admiral Kurita's flagship at the time she was struck; Kurita was among the 520+ rescued by Yugumo-Class sisters Asashimo and Kishinami.

Pro Et Contra:

Strengths:

  • Fire starter
  • Good Torpedoes
  • Good top speed
  • Kiter

Weaknesses:

  • Weak Armor
  • Weak AA
  • Mediocre AP Pen
  • Long Reload

The Basic

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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