My wife said, "It's all fun until someone loses an "I".
They climb up a couple of bar stools and have a seat. One of them says to the bartender, "Hey, give me and my partner here a beer would you?"
The bartender replied, "Sorry, we don't serve strings here."
So they climb down off of the bar stools and slither across the floor and out of the bar.
One says to the other,"Lets go down the street. I know of a better bar than this one anyways."
"Now wait a minute, said the other string.This is clearly discrimination!"
"Well what do you intend to do about it?"said the other string?
"I'm going to go back in with a disguise and I'll get that damn beer." So he ties himself in a knot, frazzles up one end of himself,goes back into the bar,slithers across the floor and climbs up the bar stool. He says to the bartender, "I'd like a beer please."
The bartender says," Wait a minute . Aren't you the same piece of string that was in here a while ago?"
So the string said, "No.I'm a frayed knot.
I shit you knot
Bread 1: So you like mold now?
Bread 2: Yeah it grew on me
It was a tie
Microsoft Windows
Totally nailed it.
It was riveting.
My wife looked up at me, "And...?"
"I guess I'm sorry for not telling you that you married a sans-vest-ite."
She stared blankly at me and then rolled her eyes.
He showed it to me and said βI made a fish sandwich.β
The pride was so great, I nearly shed a tear.
They tie the knot.
The pieces of toast were brother and sister, and their kid came out inbread
So I needed to keep the piece.
Itβs riveting
A club sandwich
He was in a lot of pane.
I didn't watch the hole thing though. That would be boring.
You half a shower
Because I'm lactoast intolerant.
i shit you knot!
I shit you knot.
I shit you, knot.
I shit you knot!
Nailed it !!
I totally nailed it!
I think knot.
This morning they came out tied together. I shit you not.
I shit you knot.
One piece of string sits down while the other goes up to get drinks. The bartender says, "We don't serve pieces of string here." So the string goes back to its friend and tells it what the bartender said. The other piece of string grabs it, unravels it, and wraps it around itself, then heads over to the bar. The bartender says, "Hey, aren't you one of those pieces of string?" And the string says, "Nope, I'm afraid not."
