A list of puns related to "Tver Karelia"
Hello Russians from Reddit! I'm a guy from Belgium. Russia is one of the countries I look forward to the most. I have learned a bit of Russian in advance and I am able to read Cyrillic. I, however, have some questions since I've never been in Russia before and there is not a lot of unbiased information to find on the internet.
The plan is to enter Russia via the forests of Karelia (crossing the Finnish border), up to Saint-Petersbourg, Staraya Ladoga, Veliky Novgorod, the Iver Monastery, Ostashkov, Tver, Kalyazin, Uglich, Myshkin and Sergiyev Posad, before visiting Moscow. After Moscow, we would like to visit Perslavl-Zalessky, Rostov Veliki, Vyatskoye, Kostroma, Suzdal, Vladimir and Kazan. Then we drive southwards towards Samara, Saratov, Volgograd, Astrakhan and Elista. We will cross the border of Georgia in Vladikavkaz, but I don't plan on stopping in Stavropol or Vladikavkaz.
The questions that I have for you:
Thanks a lot. Looking forward to meet you all! Have a great day.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Buenosdillas
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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Hi all! I am working on a personal project to read at least one fiction book (or poetry or play) from every single region of Russia! It's obviously a big project, and while I have done a lot of research, including emailing scholars for certain hard-to-find places, I would love some more insider insight. I have attached my list below. Any advice, recommendations, etc greatly appreciated!
Unbold = I own the book
Bold = the book exists but I haven't purchased it yet
crossed off = finished reading
author name without title = haven't been able to find any translations yet, but I know the author fits the region
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
CLASSIFIED UNDER ORDERS OF THE RUSSIAN ARMED FORCES GENERAL STAFF
OPERATION REMEMBER THE ALAMO
Comrade Admiral,
At 0900 hundred hours we have detected a large detachment of ACDO ships heading in the direction of our territorial claims and our own fleet positions. This is unacceptable and cannot stand. We can confirm that missiles have launched and have hit the pride of our fleet
You are tasked with locating and destroying the American fleet. Leave no survivors. Russia is weakened, but we will not have our servicemen die and have the Americans get away with it.
Sail into the Atlantic. Locate the fleet. Leave no survivors. Engage using all non-nuclear means of engagement. You will NOT have aerial superiority, yet we are confident in your numerical superiority. You will have the entire Russian Northern Fleet (with the exception of the Carrier) and the Russian Pacific Fleet.
For Operation Remember the Alamo, you are hereby granted the following ships:
Ship | Type |
---|---|
Admiral Nakhimov | Kirov Class Battlecruiser |
Pyotr Velikiy | Kirov Class Battlecruiser |
Marshal Ustinov | Slava Class Cruiser |
Vice-Admiral Kulakov | Udaloy Class Destroyer |
Admiral Tributs | Udaloy Class Destroyer |
Severomorsk | Udaloy Class Destroyer |
Admiral Levchenko | Udaloy Class Destroyer |
Admiral Chabanenko | Udaloy Class Destroyer |
Admiral Flota Kasatonov | Gorshkov Class Frigate |
Admiral Flota Sovetskogo Soyuza Gorshkov | Gorshkov Class Frigate |
Odintsovo | Karakurt Class Corvette |
Sovetsk | Karakurt Class Corvette |
Mytischchi | Karakurt Class Corvette |
Hero of the Russian Federation Aldar Tsydenzhapov | Steregushchiy Class Corvette |
Gromkiy | Steregushchiy Class Corvette |
Sovershennyy | Steregushchiy Class Corvette |
Stoykiy | Steregushchiy Class Corvette |
Boykiy | Steregushchiy Class Corvette |
Steregushchiy | Steregushchiy Class Corvette |
Dmitriy Donskoy | Typhoon Class SSBN |
Verkhoturye | Delta IV Class SSBN |
Yekaterinburg | Delta IV Class SSBN |
Tula | Delta IV Class SSBN |
Bryansk | Delta IV Class SSBN |
Karelia | Delta IV Class SSBN |
Novomoskovsk | Delta IV Class SSBN |
Yuriy Dolgorukiy | Borey Class SSBN |
Aleksandr Nevskiy | Borey Class SSBN |
Vladimir Monomakh | Borey Class SSBN |
Knyaz Vladimir | Borey Class SSBN |
Tomsk | Oscar II Class SSGN |
Omsk | Oscar II Class SSGN |
Tver | Oscar II Class SSGN |
Smolensk | Oscar II Class SSGN |
Gepard | Akula Class SSN |
Samara | Akula Class SSN |
Leopard | Akula Class S |
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! π Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
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