I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
With the Russia rework in the works but the details still TBA, here is my effort at not only creating Russian lore that would better explain the current state of affairs for the Russian Republic. Prompted and requested at the lovely folks at /r/WeltkriegPowers.
Russian Civil War
Following the October Revolution and the seizure of power by Lenin, a last minute attempt by Kerensky - supported by Pyotr Krasnov - to launch a counter-revolution against the Bolsheviks by Pskov failed, with Kerensky being forced into exile. However, Krasnov quickly aligns himself with the Germans, and while going to exile in German occupied Ukraine, utilizes this time to garner support for a German backed liberation of the Don Cossacks. While initially hesitant to support the fledgling White Movement in late 1917 and early 1918, Trotsky’s obstructionism over Brest-Litovsk led to the launching of Operation Faustschlag by the Germans. With Soviet forces getting thoroughly crushed by the Germans, Krasnov - independently of the Volunteer Army in the Kuban - managed to link up southeast of Rostov-on-Don, liberating the significant portions of the Don and Kuban Cossacks from the Soviets. However, despite this initial success by Krasnov and Kornilov, the eventual signing of Brest-Litovsk by the Soviets quickly forced the Whites to retreat across the empty steppes in what historians call the “Ice March”. With the Don Cossacks providing much needed - if independent aid - the Soviet threat to the north and Kornilov’s promises about a future northward campaign aimed at liberating and securing the Don Republic sees Kornilov and Krasnov begin to cooperate on the strategic level with the Kuban soon liberated of the Bolshevik menace.
With Soviet attention focused more on Kornilov rather than transporting the Czechs to Vladivostok, the Czechoslovak Legion quickly came into greater conflict with the local Soviets. Obstructionism by the Soviets in Chelyabinsk and conflict with a group of Austrian POWs, caused the Czechoslovak Legion to revolt in May of 1918, seizing vast swaths of Russia and the Trans-Siberian Railroad. With Bolshevik power in Siberia - and perhaps Siberia - irrevocably weakened by the unilateral Czech action, the White Movement quickly established provisional governments across Russian Siberia with the Provisional Government of the Urals (PGU) being established on June 1st, 1918. Similar governments would be established in Omsk and Samara soon after in the month of Jun
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I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
Just to clarify, 12345678
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
