Tuting Puns

A list of puns related to "Tuting"

What do you call an Italian hooker?

A pasta-tute.

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👤︎ u/twintower98
📅︎ Apr 18 2021
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What do you call a man who never tutes in public?

A private tutor

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👤︎ u/DJR1000
📅︎ Oct 07 2017
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How does someone learn to pass gas?

Through extensive and persistent tootelage.

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👤︎ u/cbstryker
📅︎ Sep 15 2020
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What do you call a plate of spaghetti that sells itself?

A pasta-tute

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👤︎ u/pantlesspatrick
📅︎ Jun 27 2020
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What do you call someone who sells noodles for money?

A pasta-tute

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👤︎ u/kubricks_cube
📅︎ Aug 28 2019
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What do you call someone who sells their body for spaghetti?

A pasta-tute

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👤︎ u/sonofasutton
📅︎ Oct 13 2017
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What do you call someone who sells themselves for a plate of spaghetti?

A pasta-tute.

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👤︎ u/bearinthegarden14
📅︎ Sep 20 2018
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What do you call an Italian prostitute?

A pasta-tute!

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👤︎ u/doublepoundher
📅︎ Jul 15 2017
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