Try square Puns

I shouldn't have cut corners.

I guess I’m just too square to try angle.

Me trying to sound intelligent: " Well, China is 3.7 million square miles. "

There was two farms next to each other, separated by a long fence. The two farmers were called nick and Barry. They were both very resourceful farmers, using each and every square inch of land to grow on. Both would tend to their crops twice a day every single day, and became friends. However, both farmers were penny pinchers, and would often try and take a few extra crops from the other side of the fence, which lead to arguments. One day, Barry came out to tend his crops, but nick did not appear once. This continued for several days. Both sets of crops continued to grow, along and up the fence, eventually intertwining. Both farmers were growing wheat. After around 5 days, Barry came out and to his delight, saw nick tending to his harvest. However, this delight soon changed to frustration as he saw nick taking extra crops from his side. "Where have you been, and what do you think you're doing?" He exclaimed. "I'm taking in my wheat, and I haven't been out for a few days due to illness. I've been feeling queasy and dizzy when I stand up, with a throbbing pain in my head each time. But it's ok, they're only headaches." "Oh I don't think so mister" said Barry.

"Those are my grains!"

Did you hear that Congress is trying to make round hay bales illegal?

The cows can't get a square meal.

Him - "This stuff is easy. My son in grade 6 is learning how to translate shapes right now."

Me - "I didn't realize there was a difference between a French square and an English square."

Took him a moment, but he groaned and shook his head. I saw the smile he was trying to hide.

So, my husband and I were doing laundry. Trying to tackle the pile of towels I asked him to help me. Re responds with- "But, folding towels is for squares!"