not sure if today's delivery is same for everyone but the quest lacks a no damage requirement I kept jumping off cliffs lost three of my team members and completed the quest
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
>be me; old LizarDM
>be also me; Anene Nolake (Goliath barbarian), Mako Tailen (Hobgoblin paladin), Noemi Meltruik (Aasimar fighter), Pali Ogirn (Half Elf cleric), Savar Tolkic (Dragonborn monk) and Zethark Crulk (Bugbear rogue)
>facing the demonic forces of Lomarβs personal army, the party crept their way to the home of the mage himself, breaking in under the cover of a siege weapon barrage
>engaging the guards, the party slew enemy after enemy until finally, they came face to face with their foe, only to have him slip between their fingertips
>working to recreate his magic, the party scoured the Vedalkenβs library for clues, finally uncovering the secret of the map to Gilog Har
>locating a scroll of plane shift, they gathered at the teleportation circle, hyped themselves up for the adventure before them, and left the mortal world behind, plunging into the vast, unknown mysteries of dimensions beyond their own
>the world twisted and spiralled, throwing all sense of direction and bodily position from the mind
>there were stars. An infinite amount scattered across a dark canvas, shifting and stretching as they moved
>propelled. Pulled forward. It was not their hand that moved them, but an external one. A tether binding them to their destination
>and suddenly the ground was approaching much too fast, and their stomachs flipped and churned as their bodies righted themselves
>and when they hit the earth, it was not the polished wood of Lomarβs library, but cracked stone that met them
>resisting the urge to throw up, Anene climbed to her knees, eyes clenched shut as her brain stopped spinning
>cool wind caught her hair, soothing her skin with its gentle embrace and enticing her to open her eyes
>the dull glow of the sun was blinding after the gloomy candles and arcane illumination that permeated Lomarβs tower, forcing her eyes closed for the few seconds it took to adjust
>the world around her was not as she had left it
>they appeared to be in some sort of building, the fading glow of a teleportation circle dimming beneath their feet
>where bookshelves and displays had stood, stone pillars now rose, and where candles had once dominated, now daylight shone through dust caked glass windows
>an open doorway, the source of the cool wind, led to the outside world, where she could see a clouded sky bathed in the deep purples of a setting sun
>unable to maintain the same bodily cont
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Hopefully this is helpful for the discussions we are having around the show.
{S1E1 Transcript - "Leavetaking" - Updated 11/28/2021}
{Scene 01 (00:00) - Intro by Moiraine.}
[Moiraine] The world is broken. Many, many years ago, men who were born with great power believed they could cage Darkness itself. The arrogance.
When they failed, the seas boiled, mountains were swallowed up, cities burned, and the women of the Aes Sedai were left to pick up the pieces. These women remembered one thing above all else... the man who brought the Breaking of the World. And him they named Dragon.
Now, this man has been born again. We don't know where or to whom. If he was reborn as a girl or a boy. The only thing we know for certain is that this child is coming of age now, and we must find them... before the Dark does.
{Scene 02 (01:01) - Two men run through a dramatic landscape, pursued by a group of Aes Sedai on horseback.}
[Man1] Hurry up!
[Various Aes Sedai] Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!
[Liandrin] Stop!
{The men near a narrow gap in a rock cliff.}
[Liandrin] I said stop!
{Liandrin channels to destroy the gap in the cliff and trap the men.}
[Man1] We can't die like this. You can fight them. Use it.
[Man2] Don't hurt him. It's not his fault.
[Liandrin] Who are you talking about? There's one else here.
{Man2 turns to look at his companion, but he is no longer there.}
[Liandrin] The madness already has him.
You see, what we've come here to do... it's a gift. You should thank me, really. This Power... it's meant for women... and women alone. And when you touch it... you make it filthy.
[Man] Please. No. Please.
[Liandrin] Sisters.
[Man] Please, no. No! Please!
{Liandrin starts to channel and the man screams.}
{Scene 03 (03:12) - Moiraine and Lan observe from above.}
[Moiraine] It's not him.
[Lan] He was born 20 years ago, almost to the day the prophecy of the Dragon Reborn predicted. He's able to touch the Source.
[Moiraine] It's not him.
[Lan] Where next?
[Moiraine] The Two Rivers. There are rumors of four ta'veren there, all the r
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Okey. I'm not native speaker, so sorry for broken English.
>!I have nothing but sympathy for the Wilfred. He was screwed so much by people that should care for him. And only person who did good by him don't care for him.
Let's start with Sylvester. His own father took Wilfred away from Florencia, and give him to Veronica. This one action will hunt Wilfred for the rest of his life. I will write letter how much Veronica screwed Wilfred. But just compare Wilfred(Raised by Veronica) and Charlote(Raised by Florencia) to see clear difference. BA! I will say that look ad Sylvester and Georgina to have clear indication how screw up people raised by Veronica are. Sylvester is menchild, with traumatic fear of his sister. It was repeatedly say that he started to study to impress Ferdinand, his younger brother. Not thanks to Veronica raising him.
To add salt to injury. Sylvester than practically abandon his son. Under disguise of "Not spoiling him." With from Florencia we know boils down to completely not getting involve in education of his children. With was plus for Charlote, but damn it screw Wilfred seriously. Sylvester did even check his son after he and Ferdi deal with Veronica. I want to repeat. He dethrone Veronica, and did not check on his son. Who was raised by her.... Jesus.
Than after Screwing and Abandoning his son. Sylvester decide to screw Wilfred EVEN MORE by blatant favoritism. He set that Wilfred will become Aub no matter what. With kill any competitive spirit in Wilfred and his retainers. Once again he do it because he was traumatize by Georgina. Who also was raised by Veronica.
If you think Sylvester stopped screwing his son after all this. Well ques again. Sylvester then adopt Myne. And make her "biological" daughter of Karsted and Elvira. 5 minute talk with Ferdinand would tell him why this is bad idea. Just remember what Ferdinand told Sylv about marring him and Myne. It would kill any chance for Wilfred AND Charlotte becoming Aub. Pleas remember that I'm talking now only from Wilfred perspective. Because now Wilfred have to compete for Aub position with our beloved Gremlin. Sylv give Myne entire Leisegang and Haldenzal as support. Who HATE Veronica. Than are all her trends, business, abundance of mana, Saint title. How the poor average child could possibly compete with that? Wilfred position was already weak, since he was "Raised by Veronica" and everybody knew it. Now he have to compete with OP Isekai protagonist?
Even E
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Christopher Walken
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
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There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
That is assuming that we get more Liyue quests or story quests delving into this duo.
Look at the description of the wings we get from the reputation in Liyue. It seems like they reference Xingqiu and Chongyun.
> "Gaze up at the misty clouds weaving among the crags, oh how they gracefully waft to and fro. Piercing rainbows, slicing frost and snow, they jest at the sight of the battles down below."
β Our story today begins with this passage.
Everyone knows that all throughout the vast wilderness of Liyue, aspiring martial artists who hold tight to lofty ideals of chivalry can be found seeking the trail of the adepti β roaming the depths of the forests and traversing the towering karst peaks where the clouds linger. Away from the watchful gaze of the Qixing, they perform their chivalrous deeds in secret. We've already told the story of the anonymous young duo who pierce the rainbows and slice through the frost. But today, we'll tell the story of another great hero, a tale you have yet to hear.
This can only be Xingqiu and Chongyun.
Xingqiu was already fleshed out in his story quest. But interestingly enough, the description also heavily points to Chongyun. I know it might just be because the traveler is referred to as the hero of Liyue and it's these two who chase after heroic ideals.
Though, description of the wind gliders my theory is that the role of Xingqiu, Chongyun, and the adepti are far from over and eventually they will cross paths. Maybe it's another transition of the adepti's rule to the humans with Xiao acknowledging how exorcists like Chongyun can be extraordinary and stand as an alternative and/or support to the Yakshas when the time comes since he is the last remaining Yaksha in Liyue.
So I was streaming Genshin the other day for few of my friends and a topic of Alice came up because of Golden Apple Archipelago and stuff. Makes sense, right? Then I hear two of them ask "Bruh, who's Alice?" I knew they didn't really care much about the lore, so I didn't think much of it, but just in case there are people who actually don't know who Alice is and would like to learn about psychopathic Klee's mom, here you go. This post is dedicated to you all out there.
Relationship to other characters:
She's Klee's mom.
Big surprise there, I know. The game outright tells you that it's Klee's mom in the 1.6 event cutscene unless you spam-clicked skip so that you can go right to earning sweet primogems from the event.
She's Albedo's godmother (or something like that).
>Family? Although Alice has always asked me to call her mother.... when I think of the idea of "family", my master comes to mind first.
>
>- Albedo's Voiceline About Family
Even though Klee treats Albedo like her big brother and vice versa, Albedo isn't Klee's biological brother. He's a homunculus, so he doesn't have any biological relationships in the first place.
Alice seems to want Albedo to treat her like her actual mother, but judging from the voiceline above, I don't think Albedo seems too interested.
She indirectly made Barbara into an idol.
Alice tried to get different girls of Teyvat to form an idol girl-group much like that of K-Pop or J-Pop girl groups. Alice told Barbara about these "idols" that cheer people up by singing and dancing and while Barbara was preparing, Alice's plan fell apart. But, since it's Barbara she decided she'll still go on to cheer people up by herself by becoming a solo idol, much to Albert's pleasure.
(Barbara's not cheering me up by giving me her ~15th constellation though.)
Chris Hansen would like a word with you.
She's Rhinedottir's friend.
Some of you who don't look into lore probably don't know what this German-sounding person is, but she is the person that Albedo calls "master". It's the same person that Albedo thinks of as family from Albedo's quote above.
She's Mona's teacher's friend.
Self-explanatory, I think. Mon
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Or would that be too forward thinking?
When I got home, they were still there.
