What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RubyReads_
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2021
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True story: many years ago I adopted a new dog. Took him to his first visit to the vet.

The lady at the vet: β€œwhat’s his name?”

Me: β€œThe shelter told me his name is Toby”

Her: β€œWell, what does he think his name is?”

Me: β€œ........ Kunte Kinte”

She didn’t get it. Once in a lifetime joke wasted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/02K30C1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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Toby Turner aka Tobuscus is the one who turned everything.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Solilupus
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I came across this equation on my chemistry test - C2H6O...

Looks like I have an alcohol problem.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shercroft
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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Who is Shia LaBeouf’s mortal enemy?

Sunni LaBeouf

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