What's a corpse's favorite candy?

A Herse-shy chocolate bar!

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what do you call a car big enough for two coffins?

A his and herse

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11 yr old: "Dad, while you're in the kitchen, will you make me popcorn?"

Me: "Poof! You're popcorn!"

11: eye roll

Wife: groan

Me: intent chuckle

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