To Be the Best Puns

A list of puns related to "To Be the Best"

Wanting to impress my son at the zoo today, I revealed to him, "Used to be best friends with a giraffe, but we had a falling out." Puzzled, he asked, "What happened?" I shook my head, "I don't know really, but I felt..."

"He was always looking down on me!"

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Jan 11 2021
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The best pen ever made will be the second to last ever made...

Because it would be penultimate.

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👤︎ u/OiTheRolk
📅︎ Jul 17 2020
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Out of all the inventions in the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the best one.

It’s remarkable.

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👤︎ u/DGNOLA12
📅︎ Jan 25 2020
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There should be a cooking show to find the best chef from Thailand.

Call it ... Thai Masters!

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👤︎ u/DinglebarryHandpump
📅︎ Jul 20 2020
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Did you hear? There’s going to be a movie about the best shoes in the world!

It’s going to be a feeture film!

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👤︎ u/Nekronous
📅︎ May 25 2020
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What’s the best side of a lion to be on?

The outside

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👤︎ u/notaninfringement
📅︎ Jan 09 2020
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A friend of mine once told me that the best superpower would be the ability to detect the presence of Indian bread.

I said “That’s naan-sense!”

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👤︎ u/ToroZuzuX
📅︎ Aug 18 2019
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It’s easy to be the best tavern beneath sea level...

...that’s a really low bar.

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👤︎ u/TurtleofAwesomeness
📅︎ Dec 15 2019
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If you want to be the best mortician...

you're going to face stiff competition

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👤︎ u/ja-mez
📅︎ Dec 24 2019
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I just found out I am going to be a dad so I need to be prepared. Which are the best dad jokes you know?
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👤︎ u/xiph209
📅︎ Jul 30 2019
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One of the best ways to be taken seriously...

is to be related to Liam Neeson.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 30 2018
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When the kidnapper said he'd never let me get Stockholm syndrome, I knew we were going to be best friends.
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👤︎ u/NeverBob
📅︎ Aug 03 2018
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Elon Musk sending his Tesla in to space will probably be the best car launch ever.

I bet his competitors will be annoyed at how much they need to lift their game.

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👤︎ u/prototype__
📅︎ Dec 04 2017
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What's the best animal to be when you're cold?

A little otter.

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👤︎ u/count-buttula
📅︎ Jun 20 2018
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You would think the best place to have an "Accident Free" sign would be...

...at an auto repair shop. XD

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👤︎ u/hellABunk
📅︎ Dec 15 2015
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Why is a dog the best choice to be last in a wagon train?

Because they always have their tail waggin'.

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👤︎ u/ghost_of_huntz_hall
📅︎ Oct 02 2016
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Which superhero would be the best fit to do your website?

Spider-Man, he's a great web developer.

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👤︎ u/Kopextacy
📅︎ Aug 09 2016
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I think getting eaten by a giant snake would be the best way to die.

Being accepted by that moist maw feet first would give your life perfect symmetry.

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👤︎ u/SnakeyesX
📅︎ Dec 23 2014
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I want to write a story about a man who wants to be the best Chinese food chef. But he needs to get his life together so he can focus.

I'll call it "Wonton Distraction."

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👤︎ u/adez23
📅︎ Jan 21 2016
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