This Joke Lacks Bite

There are rumors of yet another Bill and Ted Sequel following the one in production. Reportedly, it will feature an older, toothless Keanu Reeves who is fighting with his insurance company.

Yeah, the working title: Billin' Ted for Bogus Dentures.

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👤︎ u/P33J
📅︎ May 05 2020
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Hail in Michigan

I recently went with a bunch of friends to see a hockey game at the University of Michigan. If you don't know, everyone who goes to that school is obsessed with their fight song which is titled "Hail to the Victors".

Anyway, we get outside the arena and then a torrential downpour starts. Our group runs underneath a bus stop awning thing to wait out the storm.

Then loud cracks start to be heard. Frozen rain has started to fall everywhere.

We look around at each other.

"Hey guys..." I say.

Everyone tenses up. I see the disappointment on their faces. They know what is about to come out of my mouth.

"Hail to the Victors!"

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👤︎ u/dbarts21
📅︎ Oct 30 2013
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Watching Brave and... Does this count?

[Spoilers]

King Fergus (Merida's father) punches Mor'Du (a bear) in the face;

King Fergus: I'll fight you with my bare hands!

http://m.imdb.com/title/tt1217209/quotes?qt=qt1754778

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👤︎ u/NejKidd
📅︎ Oct 27 2013
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