Tit for tat Puns

A list of puns related to "Tit for tat"

A man walks into a tattoo parlour holding a small bird in his hands. The tattoo artist looks at him, confused.

The man asked, "Tit for tat?"

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👤︎ u/ehhzuulaaa
📅︎ May 22 2021
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I showed my boobs for a free tattoo the other day.

A tit for a tat

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👤︎ u/goliathkat
📅︎ Sep 12 2020
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My local tattoo shop is giving free tattoos if you lift up your shirt

Tit for tat

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👤︎ u/kbsabo
📅︎ Apr 19 2019
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I was mad about my wife's new tattoo, so I treated myself to the nudie bar...

I guess you could say it was tit for tat.

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👤︎ u/OK_Compooper
📅︎ Apr 15 2017
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What did the prostitute tell the tattoo artist?

Tit for tat

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👤︎ u/ancil5199
📅︎ Feb 05 2021
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How do you get a free tattoo

By showing your tit. It's "tit for tat"

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👤︎ u/xyz112233
📅︎ Jun 08 2020
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