I buy a new clock every time a new social movement forms.

Because the times, they are a-changin'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EatsWatermelon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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What is the best time on the clock?

6:30. Hands down!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aakashrajaraman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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What kind of time doesn’t need a clock?

FaceTime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsJacks
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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What do you call a clock that can't tell time ??

Coo Coo !!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amart1985
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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I ate a clock yesterday and it was very time consuming.

especially when I went for seconds

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πŸ‘€︎ u/John_Doez_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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Started to learn to tell time on a analog clock last week. So far I can only tell when it’s 6:30

But I got that one hands down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TongueBandit69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your clock?

β€œTime to get a new clock?”

β€œNo; elephant thirty.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/C0ntrol_Group
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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I started eating clocks in my free time

It is a time consuming hobby.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nilslorand
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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I stood up in the middle of a meeting to fix the time on the clock. My boss told me sit down and do it later. I said...

β€œI guess it’s probably the wrong time.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devin23b
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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Walking away from clocks is my favorite way to pass the time
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLovableMan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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My wife always complains about the gifts I buy for her. This time I got her a Tourette’s alarm clock.

She is in for a rude awakening.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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Mom was pregnant and dad asked the time. She asked if she looked like a clock...

"Well, you're big and round and you've got two hands!" said my dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DifferentQuiet
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2018
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Time flies when you're throwing clocks.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_otterinabox
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2016
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My students spent too much time looking at the clock yesterday, so I put it face down this morning. When the students asked where my clock went, I responded " you guys stared it down yesterday..." 5 seconds later chuckles started popcorning throughout the room.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrfilip
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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Man steals clock, faces time.

He must've been cookoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blasphememer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2018
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Are you smart? Then tell me. What time is it when the clock strikes 13?

Time to repair the clock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FemaleHypnotist
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2018
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Time sure does fly when you're throwing clocks.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_had_matter87
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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Why is midnight a cop's favorite time on the clock?

Because both hands are up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wmyspr
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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Finally, the time has come to trample and crush some clocks

Not on my watch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jitse
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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12 o’clock must spend a lot of time in jail.

It’s hands are always up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucidus_somniorum
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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For some time, I have been very interested in the taste of wood from old clocks

While many have found this unique my wife finds this time consuming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Saladbbar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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Cool license plate clock or a waste of time?
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2018
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Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming. berryblast123456.devianta…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2017
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6:30 is the best time on a clock

Hands down.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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6:30 is the best time on the clock

Hands down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fmlolika
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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What’s the best time on a clock?

6:30 hands down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nord-The-Axolotl
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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What’s the best time on a clock?

6:30, hands down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vassarlb
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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"What's your favourite time on a clock?"

"6:30 hands down"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/francisl0007
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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The best time on the clock is 6:30.

Hands down!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SyncingShiip
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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6:30 is hands down the best time on a clock
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Apodyosist
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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Eating a clock is very time consuming.
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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Eating a clock is very time consuming.

That is all. I'm sorry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhillLacio
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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6:30 is the best time on a clock.

Hands down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2018
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I tried to eat a time clock once

It was very time consuming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/farrukhsshah
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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The best time on a clock is 6:30,

hands down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGreatTave
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2018
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Yesterday I ate a clock it was very time consuming. I had to go back for seconds.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/epic420698
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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6:30 is the best time on the clock

Hands down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ya_Boi_Jayson
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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6:30 is the best time on a clock.

Hands down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thc-Baker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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Eating a clock is very.... time consuming
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rapidz-Infinity
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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What is the best time on the clock?

It has to be 6:30, hands down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/23Flavour5
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2017
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Have you ever ate a clock? I heard it’s very β€œTime Consuming.”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChaseCeer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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Boy, eating a clock is VERY time consuming
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DankalorYT
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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Yesterday I ate a clock. It was very time consuming

Specially when I went back for seconds

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ar1stocrat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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Eating a clock is very time consuming
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrrisrrose
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2018
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Yesterday I ate a clock. It was very time consuming

Then I went back for seconds

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnathanWickers
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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6:30 is the best time on a clock...

...hands down...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2017
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6.30 is the best time on a clock.

Hands down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akme777
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2016
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6:30 is the best time on the clock...

Hands down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TilahtamalianKing
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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6:30 is the best time on a clock...

...hands down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ahturkleton
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2018
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