I was talking about traveling back in time and creating a paradox

My dad looked at me and said "If you have two boats, you also need a paradox."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DilbertPickles
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I need help with a joke I've been working on for YEARS. It's about Joseph Stallin, the oxymoron

He's the only man in history who was Stallin and Russian at the same time.

...it's an audible joke spoken in slang. The ingredients are there, but it takes too much explanation

I know I've already ruined it . Bring on the down votes but please help me make it flow better. I've been beating it around since the old 'experience project' days

To be clear, the premise of the joke is that Stallin sounds like "stalling" and Russian sounds like "rushing."

..is it an oxymoron or a paradox?

Oohe.. bonus.. an oxymoron is a dummy who doesn't know how to apply pimple cream and a paradox is footwear worn by skinheads (pair of docs) . ..kinda harsh, huh.. maybe 2 doctors?

Ok, bring on the crickets and the down votes. I can take it...πŸ˜¬πŸ€•πŸ˜

Big EDIT: I absolutely mean no disrespect to any Russians, Georgians, Ukrainians, or any Eastern Europeans whatsoever. Or anybody anywhere. ..or any kinds of groups of any kind of people, or any members of the Stalin family, past, present or future.

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what do you get if a dinosaur kicks you in the behind

A mega-saur-ass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iangel19
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What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2022
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Time travel

My dad and I were watching Terminator 2 and talking about time paradoxes and he said "paradox, what's is that like for 2 boats?"

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