Don Heinrich's Pro Preview - 1988. Mike Shanahan, James Lofton, Mervyn Fernandez, Bruce Wilkerson, Marc Wilson, Vince Evans, Bo Jackson AND Marcus Allen (!), Greg Townsend, Matt Millen, Rod Martin, Reggie McKenzie, Lionel Washington, Stacey Toran. DRAFT = Tim Brown, Terry McDaniel. 4th in a series. imgur.com/a/pKwI5Hb
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Going away with it... J. R. Todd takes Tim Wilkerson for the #SonomaNats FC Wally youtu.be/urPxMVnWFDc
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Best Unrostered Team - Week 17 2021

This is the best lineup using players rostered in 5% of leagues or less according to Yahoo. I will do it with 0.5ppr scoring rules.

POS PLAYER - TEAM ROSTERED% SCORE
QB Tim Boyle - DET 0% 18.88
RB Le'Veon Bell - TB 4% 7
RB Ke'Shawn Vaughn - TB 4% 5.5
WR Kristian Wilkerson - NE 0% 18.2
WR Cyril Grayson - TB 0% 17.1
TE Anthony Firkser - TEN 5% 9.9
FLEX Antoine Wesley - WR - ARI 0% 17
D/ST Atlanta Falcons 5% 8
K Brett Maher - NO 1% 14

This team is available in between 82.34% and 95% of leagues and would've scored 115.58 points. The best unrostered team turned in the worst performance of the year on championship week. I hope none of you can relate to that. If you do, my condolences.

It is fitting on the lowest score of the year that Tim Boyle is at the helm. The film guru has been lackluster but the Sun God drug Boyle along to a top 12 finish.

It’s been awhile since we’ve had teammates at the RB position and it is sadder still that they combined for a measly 12.5 points. Leveon Bell and Ke’Shawn Vaughn both outscored Ronald Jones, who is awaiting MRI results. Vaughn was also hurt and Bell may be the last RB standing for Tampa’s final game

Kristian Wilkerson played in two games this year, playing only 6% and 5% of snaps in those and recording 0 targets. Of course he played 82% of snaps, and got 8 targets for a line of 4-42-2. The Patriots dunked on the Jags all day, producing 3 relevant WRs and 2 RBs, as well as Mac Jones being QB7 on the week.

Similarly, Cyril Grayson has played in only three games prior to this week. The difference being that he has actually produced in most games he has played. With Antonio Brown leaving the team mid game, this may be a glimpse into the future of the Bucs receiving group, at least until Evans is fully healed up.

Before the year started I was beating the drum for Anthony Firkser. That take proved incorrect but this is the second time he made the team.

Another wide receiver I’ve not heard of earned the flex spot, Antoine Wesley scored twice for the Cardinals on 57% of snaps. 5 targets is not too shabby and he may earn playing time as the Cards try to replace the injured Hopkins. Wesley scored 3 TDs in the last two weeks and could be a redzone threat going forward, at least as long as James Conner is out of the lineup, as he was the preferred goal line option prior to his injury.

The Falcons scored 8 points against the vaunted Buffalo Bills offense

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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Baseball players (and other baseball people) who go/went by their middle names
Number What They Currently Go/Went By Their Actual First Name Their Full Name by Birth
1 Tony Abreu Etanislao Etanislao Toni Abreu
2 Chad Allen John John Chad Allen
3 Albert Almora Reinaldo Reinaldo Albert Almora, Jr.
4 Joey Amalfitano John John Joseph Amalfitano
5 Chase Anderson Robert Robert Chase Anderson
6 Shane Andrews Darrell Darrell Shane Andrews
7 Kevin Appier Robert Robert Kevin Appier
8 Erisbel Arruebarrena BΓ‘rbaro BΓ‘rbaro Erisbel Arruebarrena Escalante
9 Tyler Austin Christopher Christoper Tyler Austin
10 Bruce Aven David David Bruce Aven
11 Earl Averill Howard Howard Earl Averill
12 Javier BΓ‘ez Ednel Ednel Javier BΓ‘ez
13 Roger Bailey Charles Roger Charles Bailey
14 Lance Barksdale Robert Robert Lance Barksdale
15 Gordon Beckham James James Gordon Beckham III
16 Matt Beech Lucas Lucas Matthew Beech
17 Wayne Belardi Carroll Carroll Wayne Belardi
18 Lance Berkman William William Lance Berkman
19 Dante Bichette Alphonse Alphonse Dante Bichette Sr.
20 Casey Blake William William Casey Blake
21 Barry Bonnell Robert Robert Barry Bonnell
22 Marty Brennaman Franchester Franchester Martin Brennaman
23 Chris Brock Terrence Terrence Christopher Brock
24 Kevin Brown James James Kevin Brown
25 Mike Brumley Anthony Anthony Michael Brumley
26 Lorenzo Bundy Charles Charles Lorenzo Bundy
27 Lew Burdette Selva Selva Lewis Burdette Jr.
28 Miguel Cabrera JosΓ© JosΓ© Miguel Cabrera Torres
29 Willie CaΓ±ate Emisael Emisael William CaΓ±ate Librada
30 Jake Cave Andrew Andrew Jacob Cave
31 Aroldis Chapman AlbertΓ­n AlbertΓ­n Aroldis Chapman de la Cruz
32 Vinnie Chulk Charles Charles Vincent Chulk
33 Buster Clarkson James James Buster Clarkson
34 Roger Clemens William William Roger Clemens
35 Brad Clontz John John Braddock Clontz
36 Todd Coffey Justin Justin Todd Coffey
37 Louis Coleman Harold Harold Louis Coleman
38 Alex Cora JosΓ© JosΓ© Alexander Cora
39 Wes Covington John John Wesley Covington
40 Doug Creek Paul Paul Douglas Creek
41 Tony Cruz Arnoldi Arnoldi Anthony Cruz
42 Yu Darvish Farid Farid Yu Darvishsefat
43 Tommy Davis Herman Herman Thomas Davis, Jr.
44 Frank Demaree Joseph Joseph Franklin Demaree
45 Paul Derringer Samuel Samuel Paul Derringer
46 Corey Dickerson McKenzie McKenzie Corey Dickerson
47 Brian Dozier James James Brian Dozier
48 Shelley Duncan David David Shelley Duncan
49 Damion Easley Jacinto Jacinto Damion Easley
50 Scott Elarton Vincent Vincent Scott Elarton
51 Scott Elbert Timothy Timothy Scott Elbert
52 Shawn Estes Aaron Aaron Shaw
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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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What do you call quesadillas you eat in the morning?

Buenosdillas

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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Spi__
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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The Ancient Romans II
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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School Was Clothed
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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Couch potato
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GAME THREAD: Orioles (17-35) @ White Sox (31-20) - Sun May 30 @ 1:10 PM

Orioles (17-35) @ White Sox (31-20)

First Pitch: 1:10 PM at Guaranteed Rate Field

Pitcher TV Radio
Orioles Keegan Akin (0-0, 6.10 ERA) MSN2
White Sox Lucas Giolito (4-4, 4.04 ERA) NBCSCH
MLB Fangraphs Reddit Stream Discord
Gameday [Game Graph](http://www.fangraphs.com/livewins.aspx?date=2021-05-30&team=White Sox&dh=0&season=2021) Live Comments /r/baseball Discord

Pitcher Notes

Team Notes
Orioles This will be the first start of the season for Akin, who replaces Dean Kremer in the rotation. Akin went 1-2 with 4.56 ERA in eight games (six starts) as a rookie down the stretch in 2020.
White Sox Giolito battled through right side tightness during his start on Tuesday night against the Cardinals but made it through six innings for the victory, allowing two runs (one earned). He has 23 strikeouts over his last 20 innings.

Line Score - Game Over

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E
BAL 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 3 1
CWS 0 0 1 0 0 0 2 0 3 8 0

Box Score

CWS AB R H RBI BB SO BA
SS Anderson, T 4 1 2 0 0 0 .293
2B Madrigal 4 1 2 1 0 0 .300
3B Moncada 4 0 2 1 0 2 .289
1B Abreu 3 0 1 0 1 0 .272
DH Mercedes, Y 4 0 0 0 0 0 .320
LF Vaughn 3 0 0 0 1 1 .226
RF GarcΓ­a, L 3 0 0 0 1 1 .227
C Collins 3 0 0 0 1 3 .176
CF Hamilton 4 1 1 1 0 2 .211
CWS IP H R ER BB SO P-S ERA
Giolito 7.0 3 1 1 3 12 108-70 3.
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Baka!
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Letting loose with these puns
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concrete πŸ—Ώ
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All dad jokes are bad and here’s why

Why

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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

It’s pronounced β€œNoel.”

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Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

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If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

  • Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

  • French/Finnish art

  • Country/Canadian rap

  • Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

  • Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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That’s Michelle
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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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Is this sub still active?

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved

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is Isn't
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@u/mordrathe - remix
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hot tub?

Bob

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I named my dog "5 miles."

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! πŸ˜€ Thank you for the awards.

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My WIFI password is 2444666668888888

Just to clarify, 12345678

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Possibly the greatest Snap Reaction dad joke I've ever told (it even got me a POWERFUL groan and vehement FU from my wife)

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

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