Masszeus.
So when you divide the distance by the speed you know exactly how fast you counted.
-Herman Finkers.
Is it lightning up?
Because he's got a head, an abdomen, and a Thor axe.
A Thor foot.
It was a strained left calf
I'm Thor.
Last night during a pretty aggressive thunderstorm, a huge lightening strike, along with an incredibly deafening thunder clap happened right next to our house. It was about 11pm and Susan was snuggled up to her Mother next to me in our bed. After a few seconds of Lori saying something soothing to our 9 year old she was holding, saying something like 'its ok, its just a little storm, we are safe...', I call out to our older 12 year old in her room just next door.
"Sarah!?" I called to her, in my normal tone to get her attention.
"Yeah? What?" She responded.
"Was that you?" I called back.
After a long pause Sarah replied "No Dad. That was thunder!"
I could not stop laughing.
When kids asked me why, I said "where's there's thunder, there's lighting!"
Thunder wear…
Closely followed by thunder
... Would he be called Thaw?
The servant said lightning McQueen.
A polightning
Then, it hit me like a ton of bricks.
It's mime blowing
He's quite the realthor.
Because he was thorsty.
The scientists were brainstorming.
"Get off my mother's grave, NOW!"
He had a Thor Thumb.
Thunderpants!
It’s taking the world by storm! (Help me)
He must be Mighty Thor.
Thunderwear... With a silver lining
Thormones
It's easy: it stands out like a Thor Sum.
Hailing taxis!
The thunder clap.
So I said, that's because you have thunder thighs.
To which I responded “It certainly will when you take it out.” I accepted the long awkward silence that followed as thunderous applause.
He didn’t want to steal his thunder
“Pop”, goes the weasel.
There’s thunder down under
Because thunder and lightning, very very frightening.
Not many people are aware of its existence but I assure that it is there all the same. The king of this little land faces a lot of difficulty. He wants to make his kingdom into a sovereign nation but unfortunately they do not have the infrastructure, population, or economy to do so. In fact, this small state is only known for a single export. Thanks to their proximity to some of the finest gold and other metals in the world but total lack of an ability to process those metals on a mass scale, they have been left with only one option. You know the saying; when life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Make lemonade they did. This tiny territory is renowned for creating the highest quality watches in the world. No expense is spared and their elite group of craftsmen train for their entire lives from childhood to produce these terrific timepieces. Men of great wealth and taste have been known to trade entire fortunes for just a single one of these watches; that is how valuable they are.
The king knows this and he knows that only a small portion of his populace can ever hope to become one of the respected elite, let alone hold one of their masterpieces in their own hands. Being a very just and fair man, the king ordered the most senior watchmaker in the land to create something the likes of which had never been seen. A watch of such great craftsmanship so as to be above monetary value. The man labored long and hard for many nights to produce the king's watch. When he at last presented the completed work to his lord - in front of the entire nation, no less - he was met with thunderous applause and a warm embrace. He had done it! The king then made a shocking announcement.
"This masterpiece belongs to my people!"
When the roaring of the crowd died down he continued.
"This watch shall be a symbol of my love for all of you. Though I rule over you with supreme authority I do not wish a single one of you to feel that you do not have a voice in the ruling of this nation. From this day on let anyone who doubts my decisions or questions my judgment wear this watch and stand as my equal to voice their concerns. Should even a single one of you think me unfair or wrong in any matter then simply come to my castle and I will present you this token of good faith."
The king made good on his word and from that day on all citizens knew they held the right to challenge their king's rulings. Over time the watch became a symbol of fairness throughout the land. Anyone who wore it
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Man, I'm thor.
Thor.
