43 Hilarious Thomas J. Wilson Puns

[Waszak] #Jets announce they've signed P Thomas Morstead & LB B.J. Goodson, who were FAs || S Jarrod Wilson and OL Isaiah Williams signed from the PS || LT Mekhi Becton, LB Blake Cashman, S Lamarcus Joyner & P Braden Mann placed on IR || OL Elijah Nkansah & LB Noah Dawkins signed to PS. twitter.com/DWAZ73/status…

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👤︎ u/run1609

📅︎ Sep 14 2021

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[Aaron Wilson] Texans' unrestricted free agents: Tyrell Adams, Dylan Cole, Zach Fulton (cut today), Gareon Conley, Kyle Emanuel, Brent Qvale, Will Fuller, Phillip Gaines, Roderick Johnson, A.J. McCarron, Brennan Scarlett, Michael Thomas, Carlos Watkins and Jon Weeks twitter.com/AaronWilson_N…

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👤︎ u/Flameboy42

📅︎ Mar 17 2021

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[Football Perspective]The aggregate cap hits of Richard Sherman, Earl Thomas, Russell Wilson, Bobby Wagner, Malcolm Smith, Doug Baldwin, Golden Tate, Tony McDaniel, J.R. Sweezy, and KJ Wright -- that's 10 players -- on the 2013 Seahawks was $8.9M. mobile.twitter.com/fbgcha…

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👤︎ u/MasterTeacher123

📅︎ Apr 17 2019

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From PFT: Over the last two seasons, only Michael Thomas, A.J. Green, Tyreek Hill, Antonio Brown and Davante Adams have a better yards per route run from the slot than Albert Wilson. He's sixth out of 94 qualified receivers.

Wilson is first in yards per target from the slot.

Once he has the ball in his hands, he's one of the best in the league, averaging 7.8 YAC and 0.28 missed tackles per reception.

Opportunity:

The trade that sent Kenny Stills to Houston opened up even more targets for Wilson in the slot.

Now Wilson gets paired with Ryan Fitzpatrick, the quarterback that paces the league in targeting slot receivers over the last 10 seasons. Even if/when Josh Rosen replaces FitzMagic, he was also more efficient targeting slot receivers compared to receivers on the outside last season.

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👤︎ u/rjromes13

📅︎ Sep 04 2019

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Seahawks built their stretch of dominance by drafting the core of their team over three years. This has been DG's third year - who would you consider our Earl Thomas, Kam Chancellor, Richard Sherman, Bobby Wagner, K.J. Wright, and Russell Wilson?

Interesting PFF article I was reading that brought this point up. A lot of us seem excited about the core of our team and we all know that any hope of us turning this around is dependent on this core developing. Any chance we get some studs like this? And I'm talking more elite and more realistic.

My votes would be: Daniel Jones (obviously), Saquon Barkley (obviously), Hernandez, Andrew Thomas, Dexter Lawrence, Deandre Baker, and McKinney. We need these guys to develop.

If we wanted a stretch of dominance like the Hawks had, I think we need these guys to become big-time players as well: Darnay Holmes, Darius Slayton, and I really think we need one of either Ximines or Carter.

You guys think we can get there?

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👤︎ u/bigbluehapa

📅︎ Apr 30 2020

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L Bell for M Thomas or L Bell for J Jones is this fair to ask? Been too thin at WR. right now 3-4 in 12 people Standard league My Team: QB : Russel Wilson RB: L Bell, Fournette, J connor, Ekeler, L murray WR: R Woods, DJ Chark, M Williams, K Stills. TE: Gerald Everett

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👤︎ u/trade786

📅︎ Oct 25 2019

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[Wagoner] #49ers inactives: RB Trey Sermon, CB Deommodore Lenoir, OL Jaylon Moore, S Jarrod Wilson, LB Marcell Harris, CB Ambry Thomas, DT Maurice Hurst. twitter.com/nwagoner/stat…

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👤︎ u/G0825

📅︎ Jan 22 2022

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[Maiocco] #49ers pre-practice report via Kyle Shanahan: No practice LT Trent Williams (ankle) Limited RB Elijah Mitchell (knee) RB Jeff Wilson (ankle) Full QB Jimmy Garoppolo (thumb) CB Ambry Thomas (knee) twitter.com/maiocconbcs/s…

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👤︎ u/G0825

📅︎ Jan 27 2022

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[Maiocco] #49ers pre-practice report via Kyle Shanahan: No practice LT Trent Williams (ankle) RB Elijah Mitchell (knee) Limited CB Ambry Thomas (knee) RB Jeff Wilson (ankle) Full QB Jimmy Garoppolo (thumb) Also, WR Deebo Samuel and TE George Kittle are not even listed. twitter.com/maiocconbcs/s…

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👤︎ u/G0825

📅︎ Jan 26 2022

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I want Michael J. Fox, Christopher Llyod, and Thomas Wilson (Biff) to remake the scenes of 2015 in Back to the Future 2; with only using things possible in our current 2015.

I know it's not 2015 yet, but it would be closer. Can we make this happen internet?

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👤︎ u/ohmytodd

📅︎ Aug 27 2014

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TIL Victorian London was frantically looking for a solution for what to do with all their dead, and Architect Thomas Wilson proposed the Metropolitan Sepulchre, a 94 story "Death Pyramid." It would have dominated London's skyline and housed up to 5 million bodies, and even received financial support wondersandmarvels.com/201…

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👤︎ u/spark8000

📅︎ Dec 04 2021

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[Alex Wilson] - Andrew Thomas is the 8th best pass-protector in football this year, per PFF -- 82.8 grade. During his rookie season, he ranked 55th. twitter.com/AlexWilsonESM…

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👤︎ u/NYG_Doomer

📅︎ Dec 29 2021

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On This Day in 1856, Thomas Woodrow Wilson Was Born in Staunton, Virginia. Happy(?) Birthday to the 28th President of the United States of America!

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👤︎ u/Hotzendorf1918

📅︎ Dec 28 2021

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Alex Wilson on Twitter: Another strong performance from Andrew Thomas against Philly (PFF): Allowed: -1 hurry -0 QB hits -0 sacks Still having an awesome season #NYG twitter.com/AlexWilsonESM…

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👤︎ u/laceless_shoe

📅︎ Dec 27 2021

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[Matt Maiocco] #49ers pre-practice report via Kyle Shanahan: No practice LT Trent Williams (ankle) RB Elijah Mitchell (knee) Limited CB Ambry Thomas (knee) RB Jeff Wilson (ankle) Full QB Jimmy Garoppolo (thumb) Also, WR Deebo Samuel and TE George Kittle are not even listed. twitter.com/maiocconbcs/s…

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👤︎ u/LARamsLegendStafford

📅︎ Jan 26 2022

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What tier does Thomas Woodrow Wilson deserve to be in? (Consider not just his presidency!) You can explain why if you’d like

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👤︎ u/hot--garbage

📅︎ Dec 09 2021

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[Wilson] Andrew Thomas earned the HIGHEST pass-blocking grade of any tackle over the weekend at 88.9, per PFF. twitter.com/alexwilsonesm…

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👤︎ u/HowardRatnersBet

📅︎ Dec 20 2021

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Isaiah Wilson, Andrew Thomas, and Jake Fromm likely to all play today. Kinda cool

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👤︎ u/CaptainCrafty

📅︎ Dec 26 2021

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Why isn’t Thomas F Wilson in much anymore?

He’s such a good actor and he’s really good in bttf as well as freaks and geeks

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👤︎ u/rithvik2001

📅︎ Dec 31 2021

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[Urban] Kingsbury injury updates: J.J. Watt was "very limited," which was expected. His will be week-long process. CB Marco Wilson tracking to play with good progress. CB Kevin Peterson cleared concussion protocol. RBs Chase Edmonds, James Conner likely game-day decisions. twitter.com/Cardschatter/…

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👤︎ u/jlopez24

📅︎ Jan 13 2022

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Dynasty Trade: My Cruz & Michael for his J. Thomas & Wilson

Dynasty League: 10 teams, .5 PPR

QB- Matt Ryan, Ben Roethlisberger

RB- Lesean McCoy, Gio Bernard, Shane Vereen, Joique Bell, Christine Michael, Toby Gerhart, Latavius Murray, Andre Brown,

WR- AJ Green, Victor Cruz, Michael Floyd, Ruben Randle, Terrance Williams, Da’Rick Rogers

TE- Martellus Bennett, Tyler Eifert

So my thought process is that if I give up Cruz, I’ll have Randle stepping up in Nicks’ place this season and I am also expecting big things from Floyd this season. I feel like I have enough RB depth to let Michael go for David Wilson but what about Cruz for Julius Thomas? What do you guys think.

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👤︎ u/Rodriguezry

📅︎ Apr 10 2014

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[Barnwell] Cowboys: Our backup QB is in so let’s run a double pass with Cedrick Wilson Vikings: We have a $35 million QB, a superstar RB, and two star WRs, so let’s force feed C.J. Ham and make sure we throw short of the sticks every third down twitter.com/billbarnwell/…

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👤︎ u/WorldTwisting

📅︎ Nov 01 2021

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Lions’ Pro Bowl TE T.J. Hockenson underwent thumb surgery this morning with the renowned hand-specialist Dr. Thomas Graham, and is expected to make a complete recovery in time for the off-season program, sources tell ESPN. But Hockenson’s 2021 is over. twitter.com/adamschefter/…

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👤︎ u/StrachNasty

📅︎ Dec 16 2021

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[Harris] Kliff Kingsbury said RB James Conner, WR Rondale Moore, CB Marco Wilson and OL Justin Pugh will be game-day decisions. On J.J. Watt playing, it will “come down to the wire.” twitter.com/chuckh3/statu…

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👤︎ u/DiddledByDad

📅︎ Jan 16 2022

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[#133|+913|69] My girlfriend just gave me this blessing of a Christmas gift: A BTTF poster signed by Michael J Fox, Christopher Lloyd, Lea Thompson, Crispin Glover, Thomas F. Wilson, Billy Zane, Huey Lewis, Steven Spielberg, and Robert Zemeckis (xpost from r/BacktotheFuture) [/r/movies] reddit.com/r/movies/comme…

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👤︎ u/FrontpageWatch

📅︎ Dec 19 2016

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This is my friends and I’s new concept for a Back to the Future 4 movie - starring Thomas F. Wilson as Genghis Tannen.

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👤︎ u/BeagleDoog

📅︎ Nov 30 2021

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[Wilson] Andrew Thomas is getting his salad tossed right now... hit with a hold on this play too. Really need Thomas to take a big step forward and he's getting crushed by everyone he faces off against. twitter.com/AlexWilsonESM…

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👤︎ u/SenatorIncitatus

📅︎ Aug 30 2021

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[Wilson] Former Texans linebacker Joe Thomas signing with Ravens practice squad, per a league source and could move up quickly to 53 man roster twitter.com/AaronWilson_N…

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👤︎ u/Blacramento

📅︎ Oct 19 2021

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J. Wilson/Mitchell/Aiyuk this week for SF

With Garopollo DNP cuz of a bum hand, I can see SF running the ball lots with Lance, Wilson, Mitchell [if healthy], Deebo, etc. And I can see Aiyuk missing out.

But with Mitchell potentially playing, that mean Wilson's touches maybe be limited and then I'm more 50/50 between Aiyuk and Wilson.

What do you guys think? How would you rank SF's offensive players this week in fantasy terms?

EDIT: why down vote genuine discussion?

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👤︎ u/BLX15

📅︎ Dec 30 2021

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Giants are signing OT Isaiah Wilson to their practice squad, per source. 2020 1st Round pick out of Georgia who was teammates with Andrew Thomas. #MediaScum twitter.com/bobbyskinner_…

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👤︎ u/ShMp11Nesis

📅︎ Sep 29 2021

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Didn’t see T D.J. Humphries at #AZCardinals practice. Something to note. RB James Conner, WR Rondale Moore were practicing, as was C Rodney Hudson. DL Zach Allen was on side. Didn’t see DL Jordan Phillips, CB Marco Wilson, TE Demetrius Harris. twitter.com/Cardschatter/…

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👤︎ u/alphacheese

📅︎ Dec 30 2021

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D.J. Wilson in his Raptors debut: An impressive 15 points on 6/8 shooting along with 8 rebounds, 4 assists and 4 steals. Only a -25 as well (best among the starters).

D.J. Wilson tonight: An impressive 15 points on 6/8 shooting along with 8 rebounds, 4 assists and 4 steals. Only a -25 as well (best among the starters)

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👤︎ u/mikeydale007

📅︎ Dec 27 2021

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Players out Sunday include DeAndre Hopkins, D’Andre Swift, T.J. Hockenson, Daniel Jones, Tyron Smith, Carlos Hyde, Elijah Mitchell, Calvin Ridley, Riley Reiff, Logan Wilson, David Bakhtiari, Terron Armstead, Ryan Ramczyk, Jamel Dean and Breshad Perriman. twitter.com/adamschefter/…

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👤︎ u/Deathstalkrz

📅︎ Dec 18 2021

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More Browns officially added to the Reserve/COVID-19 list: RB Kareem Hunt S Grant Delpit S Ronnie Harrison QB Case Keenum LB Jacob Phillips LB Mack Wilson LB Tony Fields II CB A.J. Green twitter.com/adamschefter/…

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👤︎ u/joeking636

📅︎ Dec 17 2021

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[Urban] Kliff Kingsbury injury updates: — J.J. Watt was „very limited,“ which was expected. His will be week-long process. — CB Marco Wilson tracking to play with good progress. CB Kevin Peterson cleared concussion protocol. — RBs Chase Edmonds, James Conner likely game-day decisions. twitter.com/Cardschatter/…

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👤︎ u/moneybooy

📅︎ Jan 13 2022

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SCC Insight: Assuming 55% voter participation, Gonzalez needs 68.8% of the remaining votes to win. Oliver needs 62.7%. Thomas-Kennedy needs 60.3%. Wilson needs 54.3%. twitter.com/scc_insight/s…

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👤︎ u/gharrity

📅︎ Nov 04 2021

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[Thomas] With Mac Jones and Zach Wilson under center Sunday at MetLife Stadium, it will mark the earliest in a season since 2015 - Jameis Winston and Marcus Mariota - that rookie starting quarterbacks drafted in the first round met in a game, per league release. twitter.com/OliverBThomas…

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👤︎ u/ProudBlackMatt

📅︎ Sep 14 2021

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[Venerable] Notable Steve Keim additions over the last eight months: J.J. Watt, A.J. Green, James Conner, Matt Prater, Rodney Hudson, Zaven Collins, Rondale Moore, Marco Wilson, Zach Ertz. The Arizona Cardinal GM should be the clear front runner for “Executive of the Year”. twitter.com/johnnyvenerab…

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👤︎ u/DiddledByDad

📅︎ Oct 27 2021

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[Stein] The Raptors have signed forward D.J. Wilson to Wilson's second 10-day hardship contract twitter.com/TheSteinLine/…

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👤︎ u/haley_the_comet

📅︎ Jan 07 2022

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Mary J. Wilson | First African American senior zookeeper at the Baltimore Zoo | 1966 | Dies of Coronavirus

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👤︎ u/Jordhal

📅︎ Dec 29 2021

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[Cat Crave] Updated #Panthers drop percentage. 1. Chuba Hubbard 19.4% 2. Ian Thomas 14.8% 3. Robby Anderson 7.1% 4. Tommy Tremble 6.7% 5. Ameer Abdullah 5.9% 6. D.J. Moore 5.5% twitter.com/CatCraveBlog/…

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👤︎ u/OneAngryPanda

📅︎ Dec 30 2021

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I want Michael J. Fox, Christopher Llyod, and Thomas Wilson (Biff) to remake the scenes of 2015 in Back to the Future 2; only using things possible in our current 2015. Can we make this happen internet?

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👤︎ u/ohmytodd

📅︎ Aug 27 2014

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Trade: My Cruz and Michael for J. Thomas and D. Wilson

Dynasty League: 10 teams, .5 PPR

QB- Matt Ryan, Ben Roethlisberger

RB- Lesean McCoy, Gio Bernard, Shane Vereen, Joique Bell, Christine Michael, Toby Gerhart, Latavius Murray, Andre Brown,

WR- AJ Green, Victor Cruz, Michael Floyd, Ruben Randle, Terrance Williams, Da’Rick Rogers

TE- Martellus Bennett, Tyler Eifert

So my thought process is that if I give up Cruz, I’ll have Randle stepping up in Nicks’ place this season and I am also expecting big things from Floyd this season. I feel like I have enough RB depth to let Michael go for David Wilson but what about Cruz for Julius Thomas? What do you guys think.

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👤︎ u/Rodriguezry

📅︎ Apr 10 2014

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