This Love Puns

Sometimes he even laughs.

I love that the real dad jokes are the dad's trying to make a second joke based on the post haha. None of them are funny, they're all dry as the Sahara Desert, but like all good dad's, they're determined to keep trying.

Keep it up you silly gooses!

Because all the pages begin with “r”

I don’t know if i’m allowed to post not a dad joke but seriously, this sub makes me laugh everytime I scroll through it. It always brightens my day. Thank you to all the dad jokers out there <3.

Shout out to anyone who doesn't know what the opposite of in is

It's so punny.

I might get a bit carried away.

It's always been so supportive.

My blind son never sees the jokes coming

And also I use it for introducing my friend Howie Dewitt

He not my real ladder, but he raised me.

Papa New Guinea

The pear responded: I will never succumb to your Pear-Pressure.

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-Stone Temple Pirates

This picture says otherwise.

*muffled whines*

Punsexual.

It's fucking close to water.

https://imgur.com/a/KfyDn

Did you hear about the man with five penises? His pants fit like a glove

"I'm taking the Browns to the Superbowl"

It's one of my gifts.

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/309261/whats_the_hardest_english_word_to_pronounce/cpqrd1a

Q: What's the hardest English word to pronounce? A: No, what's not even close to being the hardest word to pronounce. Sheesh.

http://imgur.com/2ndg9yU

This sub makes me so excited to be a father and troll my children.

I think it's called Pawpaw Troll.

So in France in the 1500s there was an old tall church, and recently, the man who rings the bells grew sick and died. So the priest decided to hold interview for the job of the bell ringer. Nobody showed up but one man, he was a tall, strong looking man, but he had no arms. The priest, not wanting to turn anyone away, gave the man an interview, he seemed qualified but the priest didn't know how he would ring the bell, so he said no "Oh please father let me do it I'll prove myself, oh it'll be the best you've ever seen" the priest decided to give him a chance, they went up the winding stairs for a while till they reached the top. The man looked at the massive bell, but with excitement not fear, he was to ring the bell 5 times. He stepped back and ran full speed hitting his face to the bell, BANG. He stepped back, a bit shook up, but he shook it off and ran at the bell again, once again with his face, BANG. He did that two more times, then after the forth time He stepped back for the grand finale. He ran full speed and smashed the bell with such force it could be heard towns over, but with the force he was knocked back over the threshold and put if the tower to his death the priest ran full speed down the stairs to find a crowd around the mangled body of the of the armless man, a man walked over the priest and said "father who was this man who fell from the tower" to which the priest replied "I never caught his name but his face rings a bell".

Me: "Dad why did you buy another fridge?"

Dad: "Because it wasn't for free!".

Person: wow is that right My Dad: no but it's true

I hope the rain keeps up... SO IT DOESN'T FALL DOWN.

Actor: "FIRE AT WILL!"

Dad: "Okay! Which one's Will?!"

Followed by an intense stare at the screen.

The app is called "Punfound".

http://imgur.com/zesPnQZ

Me: Hey dad can you pass the [food]?

Dad: Maybe in a couple of hours!

So there was a stand in the store showing off young homeless puppies, which needed to be bought. I walked over and pet one of the dogs. My dad, watching from over my shoulder, grabbed my wrist and said, "Come on Charlie, you just ate!" And all the stay at home moms and 6 year old girls just stood in amazement at me and my dad. I jolted out of the store, (dad following) and we drove home. (We already had all we needed) I just laughed, looked at him and said "I love you dad"

bumps into girl "accidentally"

Me: Oh, sorry!

Girl: No worries, you're fine.

Me: Oh thanks, you're pretty attractive yourself ;)

http://www.reddit.com/r/lego/comments/2j5jg8/this_weekend_my_kids_and_i_built_the_ucs/

When the family is at a restaurant and the waiter/waitress comes up to us, introduces themselves, and then asks:

"Now before I take your orders, does anyone at the table have any food allergies?"

My Dad goes: "Just Cats!"

I maintain a small pun page on Facebook because a bunch of my family and friends would "complain" every time I'd post an image pun to my personal page.

My 17 year old step-son just sent me this one for the page. I'm so proud of him.

Knock knock Who's there Ach Ach who Oh I didn't know you had a cold

In Seattle, Two guys are fighting, when one of them says

guy1: "I'll punch you so hard you'll fly and drop in Portland"

guy2: "I'll punch you so hard you'll fly off and drop in Vegas"

And third guy walking past overhears this and asks,

"Which ones of you can give me half a punch, I need to get to LA"

http://i.imgur.com/qTK2BHz.jpg