You've heard of Newton's laws, but have you heard of Cole's law?

Thinly sliced cabbage

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My dad gave me the golden dad joke medal for this one...

Me: You've heard of Murphy's Law, right?

Mum: Yeah.

Me: What is it?

Mum: It's to do with bad luck.

Me: Cool, have you heard of Cole's Law?

Mum: No. What is it?

Me: It's thinly sliced cabbage

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What is the difference between Murphys Law and Coles Law?

Murphys Law is the idea of anything that can go happen, will happen. Coles Law is just very thin sliced cabbage.

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My favourite laws

β€ͺ1. Thermodynamics - energy cannot be created or destroyed‬

β€ͺ2. Murphy’s - anything that can go wrong will‬

β€ͺ3. Cole’s - thinly sliced cabbage‬

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Cole’s Law

Dad: β€œHave you hear of Murphy’s Law?”

Unsuspecting Victim: β€œYes”

Dad: β€œHave you heard of Cole’s Law?”

Unsuspecting Victim: β€œNo”

Dad: β€œIt is thinly sliced cabbage”

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How many PokΓ©mon does it take to tile a roof?

Depends how thinly you slice them.

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What's Cole's law?

It's thinly sliced cabbage. Sometime with vinaigrette and mayonnaise.

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What is the difference between Murphys Law and Coles Law?

Murphys Law is the idea of anything that can go happen, will happen. Coles Law is just very thin sliced cabbage.

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We all know about Murphy’s Law: anything that can go wrong will go wrong. But have you heard of Cole’s Law?

It’s thinly sliced cabbage

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We all know about Murphy’s Law: anything that can go wrong will go wrong

But have you heard of Cole’s Law? It’s thinly sliced cabbage

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If you’ve heard of Murphy’s law, which is that anything that can go wrong will go wrong, then have you heard of Cole’s law?

It’s thinly sliced cabbage

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We all know about Murphy’s Law – Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. But have you heard of Cole’s Law?

It’s thinly sliced cabbage.

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Do you know what Murphy's Law is? It says that "Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong." Do you know what Cole's Law is?

Thinly sliced cabbage.

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What is the difference between Murphys Law and Coles Law?

Murphys Law is the idea of anything that can go happen, will happen. Coles Law is just very thin sliced cabbage.

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Murphy's Law states that anything that can go wrong will go wrong. But do you know what Cole's Law is?

It's a side dish made from thinly sliced cabbage.

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Dad: Murphy's Law, heard of it?

Son: Yeah I've heard of it.

Dad: Okay, how about Cole's Law?

Son: No, what is it?

Dad: Thinly sliced Cabbage!

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Have you heard of Murphy’s law?

Me: yes? Dad: how about Cole’s law Me: no what’s that Dad: its a bunch of very thinly sliced cabbage

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Have you heard of Murphy’s Law?

β€œYeah, i think so..”

If something can go wrong, it will go wrong. Have you heard of Cole’s Law?

β€œNo, what’s that?

Thinly sliced cabbage.

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Everyone talks about Murphy's law, but I prefer Cole's law.

Delicious, thinly sliced cabbage.

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Have you heard of Murphy’s Law?

β€œHave you heard of Murphy’s Law?”

  • Yeah it states that anything that CAN go wrong WILL go wrong

β€œHave you heard of Cole’s Law?”

  • No

β€œIt’s thinly sliced cabbage”

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Murphy's Law

Dad: Have you heard of Murphy's Law?

Me: Yeah, if something can go wrong, it will go wrong.

Dad: Correct, have you heard of Cole's Law?

Me: No, what's that?

Dad: Thinly sliced cabbage.

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Everyone's heard of Murphy's Law, but have you heard of Coles Law?

It's thinly sliced cabbage!

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Have you heard of Murphy's Law?

"Yeah"

"What is it?"

"If something can go wrong, it will go wrong."

"Right. Have you heard of Cole's Law?"

"No, what is it?"

"Thinly sliced cabbage with a bit of mayonnaise...."

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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We all know Murphy’s Law means anything that can go wrong will, but what about Coal’s Law?

Thinly sliced cabbage.

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"Have you heard of Murphy's Law?"

"Yeah, if something can go wrong, it will go wrong."

"Right. Have you heard of Cole's Law?"

"No, what is it?"

"Thinly sliced cabbage."

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Everyone knows Murphy's Law - but have you heard of Cole's Law?

It's thinly sliced cabbage.

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Have you ever heard of murpheys law?

It states that anything that can go wrong will go wrong Have you ever heard of coles law? It's just thinly sliced cabbage

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Have you heard of Cole's Law?

Scientists claim it to be considered, "thinly sliced cabbage"

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Cole's Law:

Thinly sliced cabbage.

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Scientists talk about Boyle's law, Coulomb's law, Taylor's law, Byerlee's law, Graham's law, Dalton's law and Marconi's law. But what is Cole's law?

Thinly sliced cabbage.

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Most people have heard of Murphy's Law where anything that can go wrong will go wrong, but have you heard of Cole's Law?

It's thinly sliced cabbage with dressing.

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So you've probably heard about Murphy's law but have you heard of Cole's law?

Apparently it's just thinly sliced cabbage

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