Thin slice Puns

Thinly sliced cabbage

Me: You've heard of Murphy's Law, right?

Mum: Yeah.

Me: What is it?

Mum: It's to do with bad luck.

Me: Cool, have you heard of Cole's Law?

Mum: No. What is it?

Me: It's thinly sliced cabbage

Murphys Law is the idea of anything that can go happen, will happen. Coles Law is just very thin sliced cabbage.

‪1. Thermodynamics - energy cannot be created or destroyed‬

‪2. Murphy’s - anything that can go wrong will‬

‪3. Cole’s - thinly sliced cabbage‬

Dad: “Have you hear of Murphy’s Law?”

Unsuspecting Victim: “Yes”

Dad: “Have you heard of Cole’s Law?”

Unsuspecting Victim: “No”

Dad: “It is thinly sliced cabbage”

Depends how thinly you slice them.

It's thinly sliced cabbage. Sometime with vinaigrette and mayonnaise.

Murphys Law is the idea of anything that can go happen, will happen. Coles Law is just very thin sliced cabbage.

It’s thinly sliced cabbage

But have you heard of Cole’s Law? It’s thinly sliced cabbage

It’s thinly sliced cabbage

It’s thinly sliced cabbage.

Thinly sliced cabbage.

Murphys Law is the idea of anything that can go happen, will happen. Coles Law is just very thin sliced cabbage.

It's a side dish made from thinly sliced cabbage.

Son: Yeah I've heard of it.

Dad: Okay, how about Cole's Law?

Son: No, what is it?

Dad: Thinly sliced Cabbage!

Me: yes? Dad: how about Cole’s law Me: no what’s that Dad: its a bunch of very thinly sliced cabbage

“Yeah, i think so..”

If something can go wrong, it will go wrong. Have you heard of Cole’s Law?

“No, what’s that?

Thinly sliced cabbage.

Delicious, thinly sliced cabbage.

“Have you heard of Murphy’s Law?”

• Yeah it states that anything that CAN go wrong WILL go wrong

“Have you heard of Cole’s Law?”

• No

“It’s thinly sliced cabbage”

Dad: Have you heard of Murphy's Law?

Me: Yeah, if something can go wrong, it will go wrong.

Dad: Correct, have you heard of Cole's Law?

Me: No, what's that?

Dad: Thinly sliced cabbage.

It's thinly sliced cabbage!

"Yeah"

"What is it?"

"If something can go wrong, it will go wrong."

"Right. Have you heard of Cole's Law?"

"No, what is it?"

"Thinly sliced cabbage with a bit of mayonnaise...."

Thinly sliced cabbage.

"Yeah, if something can go wrong, it will go wrong."

"Right. Have you heard of Cole's Law?"

"No, what is it?"

"Thinly sliced cabbage."

It's thinly sliced cabbage.

It states that anything that can go wrong will go wrong Have you ever heard of coles law? It's just thinly sliced cabbage

Scientists claim it to be considered, "thinly sliced cabbage"

Thinly sliced cabbage.

Thinly sliced cabbage.

It's thinly sliced cabbage with dressing.

Apparently it's just thinly sliced cabbage