It doesnt matter if you're tall or short, thin or fat, rich or poor, at the end of the day...
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Gandhi walked barefooted for miles. This made him thin, but being a strict vegetarian because of his spirituality also contributed to his weight. This diet also affected his breath as many of his friends are known to call him aβ¦
Super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis.
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︎ May 21 2022
Why are glass eaters always so thin?
Because they eat a lot of light meals.
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︎ Jun 14 2022
People ask why my cat is made of iron and looks so thin
Itβs because heβs a Fe Line
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︎ Feb 15 2022
You are too thin skinned if you take offense to everything
Show how strong you are and take a wall instead
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︎ Dec 08 2021
Gandhi would walk many miles barefoot spreading his message. He also was terribly thin and had terrible breath from his diet.
A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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︎ Jun 09 2021
Every civil engineer wants to build a tall, thin tower.
Because, like most humans, they aspire.
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︎ Aug 10 2021
Growing up, breakfast was a thin porridge, lunch was rice soup, and dinner was ground oats.
It was a grueling experience.
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︎ Jun 12 2021
For art class, my daughter made a tree sculpture with thin strips of aluminum.
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︎ Jul 27 2021
"Hey man so I was walking trough the forest yesterday and I came across this complete freak. He was laughably tall and thin and wore a suit in the woods like a weirdo. I'm certain he's some kind of psycho stalker."
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︎ Apr 24 2021
Thin soup
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︎ May 16 2020
My embarrassing hobby is covering the fifth letter of the alphabet in a thin layer of gold β¦
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︎ Apr 29 2021
A person says to a genie, "I wish for fame and fortunes." The genie snaps their fingers and says "your wish is granted," pulling a newspaper out of thin air.
The newspaper headline reads, "LOCAL MAN HAS FOUR CHINS!"
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︎ Jun 18 2021
I was trying to create a super soldier in my lab, but I accidentally created a very thin man who could tell the future.
At least I was still able to make a slight prophet.
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︎ May 19 2021
My Wife got a thin crust pizza for dinner. It reminded me a lot of myself:
No dough and lots of cheese.
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︎ Mar 01 2021
My wife was making gravy for dinner, and she added some corn starch, but it got too thick. To thin it out she added some water, but then it was too thin again. It went back and forth a few times before I said...
Ahh. I get it. Itβs a viscous cycle.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Apparently a lot of sniffer dogs are just vanishing into thin air.
Police say, they have several leads.
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Once I finally finished installing the thin wood flooring in my large living room, I thought to myself...
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︎ May 06 2021
I walked into a bank, pointed a long, thin piece of wood at the ceiling and shoutedβ¦
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︎ Dec 27 2019
Never make love to a thin piece of wood without using protection.
If you forget, you might get a veneereal disease.
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︎ Apr 07 2021
I don't like thin pancakes..
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︎ Jun 15 2020
What do you a thin turtle that is a god?
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︎ Jul 09 2020
I've been trying out some new knitting patterns, but I think my yarn is too thin
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︎ Oct 04 2020
*pulls candy bar out of thin air*
Kid: WOW are you a magician?
Me: no, but I have a couple of twix up my sleeve
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︎ Feb 01 2020
A friend of mine spotted a customer who looked quite thin
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︎ Dec 03 2017
How does the Queen (of England) stay so thin?
She keeps all her pounds in the bank.
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︎ Oct 10 2020
My uncle's friend won the Olympic gold with an epee made from a disposable thin metal sheet often used in cooking...
It was a good aluminum foil
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︎ Nov 05 2020
I tried to rob a bank but the vault was covered in a thin layer of aluminum
Needless to say, my plans were foiled
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︎ Jun 19 2020
What do you call a tall, thin girl with big feet?
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︎ Sep 05 2020
I'm going to show you a magic trick and make two bras out of thin air
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︎ Aug 08 2020
My workmate's patience is running thin
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︎ Mar 12 2019
Someone keeps putting very thin sheet metal around my garden...
They keep foiling my plot!
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︎ Mar 01 2020
You canβt just manufacture a dad joke out of thin air!
Iβd at least need my tool box.
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︎ May 31 2020
My friend said "My patience is running paper thin right now"
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︎ Aug 26 2018
I miss my SO a lot. I end up kissing and hugging thin air and she says it makes me look ridiculous. How do I recalibrate my aim? (r/fifthworldproblems)
reddit.com/r/fifthworldprβ¦
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︎ Jan 15 2018
A man was on trial for producing cents covered in a thin layer of gold...
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︎ Jan 04 2020
What do you call two thin guys hanging on your wall above a window ...
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︎ Sep 26 2019
What do you call a thin skeleton?
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︎ Oct 06 2018
It doesn't matter if you're tall or short, thin or fat, rich or poor, at the end of the day...
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︎ Jun 08 2022
It doesnt matter if youβre tall or short, thin or fat, rich or poor, at the end of the day...
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︎ Jun 07 2022
Doesnβt matter if youβre black; white; old; young; rich; poor; thin; fat. At the end of the day
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︎ Apr 02 2022
It doesnβt matter if you are tall, short, fat, thin, rich or poor
At the end of the day, itβs night
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︎ May 07 2022
It doesnβt matter if youβre tall, short, fat, thin, rich, poor, at the end of the day....
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︎ Dec 05 2020
People ask me why you so thin
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︎ Sep 09 2020
I walked into a bank, pointed a long, thin piece of wood at the ceiling and shoutedβ¦
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︎ May 11 2020
How did the magician make a candy bar appear out of thin air?
He had a lot of Twix up his sleeve
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