I have the memory of a wooly mammoth

It's like an elephant's, but a little fuzzy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatoneJJ
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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Did you hear the one about the wooly mammoth handyman?

He was a jack of all trades mastodon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hawtgawbage
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2018
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I tried too hard.

An art critic was judging paintings at an event.

The first one was a bland painting of the earth. not too bad, but nothing out of this world.

The second one was a blank painting. Why they even turned it it, don’t ask.

The third one though. The third one was a beautifully crafted painting of a sheep.

The art critic turned to the artist. All they had to say was, β€œWow, I am wooly astonished. The shear amount of detail of this art ewe made, which definitely lambs you into first place. This might be way pasture standards, but too baaad, don’t be sheepish. This piece definitely separates the sheep from the goats, it will definitely farm you some moo-lah.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PorpoleyPolarBear
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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