The Walters Puns

He told me he "saw orange vented".

We will bring in the New Year with "I am Barbara Walters and this is 2020"

Now he's known as Scheissenberg.

At the Olympics, I saw a man carrying a long stick. “Are you a pole vaulter?” I asked.‬

‪“No,” he replied. “I’m German, but how did you know my name is Walter?”‬

The man says, “Actually, I’m German, but how did you know my name is Walter?”

I just picked out my new name in case I ever have to enter the witness protection program.

It's Walter Ego. :D

A guy across the street yells to him "Hey mate, are you a pole vaulter?"

So the first guy shouts back "No, actually I am originally from Austria but how did you know my name is Walter?"

(You've got to lay the accent on quite thickly for the last part)

“No,” says the man, “I’m German. But how did you know my name is Walter?”