My dad was born with a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth.
I have an uncle, once removed.
What is the favorite day of the week for twins?
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
If I ever had identical twin daughters, I'd name the first one Kate....
......and the second one Duplikate.
So a mom and dad walk up to the register at work today holding baby twins.
I asked the mother if it was hard giving birth to two babies in one day.
She looked me dead in the eyes with a straight face and said, pointing at her husband, "not really. I had one and he had the other"
What do you call identical twins that join the police force?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What did the Hispanic firefighter name his twin sons?
The twin towers of New York World Trade Center are like genders.
There used to be two, but now they are just a sensitive topic.
Also: The real 9/11 pays respect! The world remembers 9/11.
My twin sister always takes the stairs, but I prefer taking the elevator.
I guess.... we are raised differently.
My brother just had twins so I invited him to join the group.
My twin preschool boys were playing with foam letters in the bathtub.
One happened to put the letter T into a toy stacking cup I was holding. I tried to give it to him but he didn't want it.
So I turned to my other son and said, "Hmm, guess it's not his cup of T".
Neither 3yo got it so I had to tell someone.
What did the drummer call his twin sons?
While giving birth to a set of twins, the mother losses consciousness.
The doctor called in the woman’s brother from the waiting room and asked if he would like to name the children. The brother agrees.
When the mother wakes up, the doctor informs her that her brother has named the children while she was unconscious.
She said “Oh no... my brother is an idiot. What did he name the kids?”
The doctors replied “Well, the girl’s name is Denise!”
“Oh, that’s not so bad! And the boy?”
“Denephew”
My wife just gave birth to a set of identical twins. She named the first one Pete.
I named the second one Repeat.
LPT: When you are telling a joke to identical twins, make sure you say the entire joke.
Because it isn’t easy to tell them a part.
A woman pregnant with twins was in the hospital with her brother as she went into labour.
She gave birth to a boy and a girl but the delivery was very intense and she went into coma for a few days. When she woke up the doctor told her about the twins and that as she was in coma for long, her brother named the kids. She said,"Oh God! Not my brother, he is a stupid idiot."
The doctor told her that he named the girl Denise and her mother said,"well that's not too bad, what about my son?"
The doctor replied the boy is named DeNephew.
So the flounder was chatting with his eel friend and asked, "Have you heard about the new twin squid?" And the eel replied...
"Yeah, I heard they were totally i-tentacle!"
My twin brother was being rude to our mother on the phone, so I pushed him out of the window...
Now I am being charged with making an "obscene clone fall"
My wife asked me the other day what I wanted to name our twin daughters. Kate, I replied. And the other, she asked?
My best friend couldn’t come out to the pub with me tonight so his identical twin came instead.
What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys?
One time I got in a fight with a guy named Lance. He had a twin brother named Lee. I punched Lance in the face, not realizing it was his brother who I had punched.
I said "I thought you were Lance, I apologize sinceyourelee".
During George's administration, the Taliban flew a plane into the twin towers
I guess they weren't beating around the Bush.
The best thing about being on a deserted island with a pair of twins?
Starting fires are easy since each of them will always have a match!
Why did the twins move back in together?
They wanted to go back to being womb-mates
What do you say when a bank robber gets sent to the same prison as his inseparable twin sons?
I know a fireman with twin boys. The first one out was very lucky because his name is “Jose.”
His brother, “Hose B,” not so much.
My father was born as a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth.
So I have an uncle, once removed.
My father was born as a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth.
So, I have an uncle, once removed.
If I ever had identical twin daughters, I'd name the first one Kate....
....and the second one Duplikate.
My father was born as a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at work.
So, I have an uncle, once removed.
If I ever had identical twin daughters, I'd name the first one Kate....
........and the second one DupliKate.
My father was born as a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth.
So, I have an uncle once removed.
What's the name of Kate's identical twin?
If I had twins I'd name the first one Bill
The second one is Doubill
My dad was born as a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth.
I have an uncle, once removed.
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
My twin brother likes to take the stairs, but I always prefer the elevator.
I guess..... we are raised differently.
What did the drummer call his two twin daughters?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What does the drummer father call his twin daughters?
What did the drummer name his twin girls?
My father was born with a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth.
I have an uncle, once removed.
Did you hear about the drummer who had twin daughters? He named them...
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