What's the best thing to do when you visit Google's HQ?
what's the hardest thing for a dragon to do on their birthday?
Blow out the candles on the cake
Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket?
“Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.”
Tipping your servers is always the right thing to do.
Unless you work in the IT department.
The only thing you gotta do if your gf is mad at you and going full swing like Amber heard is to keep dropping the "F" bomb over and over again
I asked Aussie if he could name one thing he loves to do the most?
He said, I’d love to mate.
It the first thing you do on January 1st is go to a restaurant and order a starter dish, you’re having an APPY new year.
This may not be the right sub for this, if so mods do your thing but my girlfriend, who has worked hard all her life to be a top ranked tennis player, just broke up with me.
I guess love means nothing to her.
The first thing I do when I'm at work is to hide
Because good staff is hard to find today
What's the worst thing for a doctor to do when you call to say you have diarrhoea?
The best thing to do with a crying baby is throw them in the air.
Because what goes up must calm down.
They say when confronted by a bear, the best thing to do is play dead, so when I came face to face with one in the woods the other day, I accidentally played dad instead...
Now it can ride a bike without training wheels...
The best thing to do when encountering a door jam,
Open a nearby door so you can stick it in ajar.
This has been a crazy year. After everything that has happened though do you want to know the one thing that I can’t get over ?
I own a rabbit farm, but I want to get rid of them. The thing is, I don’t know how to do it, so I was thinking I should call someone to help me with that. Then I thought to myself:
A magician should do the trick.
Two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says, "how do you drive this thing?
Do you know what the last thing to go through a fly's brain is as it hits your windshield?
Did you hear about the latest thing Donald Trump is trying to do? He’s planning to ban shredded cheese.
He just wants to make America grate again.
One of my feminist friends managed to get herself a new job recently, and literally the first thing her boss asked her to do was to make him a sandwich! Naturally my friend took a stand and quit on the spot, she's even talking about boycotting the entire company.
What is the first thing you have to do when throwing a party in outer space?
The sweetest thing you can do for your partner is lose a tennis match to them by not scoring a single point.
I remember as a kid my dad got fired from his job as a road worker fir theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing but when i got home, the signs were all there.
What's the hardest thing for a two day sober law student to do?
Did you hear about the naked guy found circling the same bush over and over again at the park? The cops came to arrest him for indecent exposure. When asked why he would do such a thing...
he kept beating around the bush.
There’s no time like today to do the things you love. For me, that thing is fishing.
Finding the perfect mouse for your PC sounds like a hard thing to do.
But once your hand gets comfortable using a mouse, it just clicks.
What's a dog's favorite thing to do at the beach?
The first thing I need to do today is check in on my stoner buddy.
He is high on my list of priorities.
Not wearing a coat is really the cool thing to do.
The last thing I want to do is die.
What's coffee's favorite thing to do at the gym?
My friends dad called a toll free number and he proceeded to do the most dadjoke thing ever...
"an answering machine just told my dad "you want to speak to a representative, correct? please say yes or no." and with a totally straight face he goes 'yes or no' "
It the first thing you do on January 1st is go to a restaurant and order a starter dish, you’re having an APPY new year.
Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket?
"Granddaughter, watch how far I can kick this bucket."
Do you know the last thing my father said to me before he kicked the bucket?
"Son, watch how far I can kick this bucket."
Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket?
"Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket."
Two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says, "how do you drive this thing?
Two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says, "how do you drive this thing?
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other: “Do you know how to drive this thing?”
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
Two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says, "how do you drive this thing?
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