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The Telephone Puns

A list of puns related to "The Telephone"

A crocodile is the owner of a telephone company, the name of the company?

Croco-dial

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👤︎ u/UltraSensitiveDerpy
📅︎ Nov 28 2021
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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👤︎ u/CaptainScuppers
📅︎ Oct 28 2021
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My father climbed telephone poles for a living and was a well known part of the community

A lot of people looked up to him

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👤︎ u/Advice-Novel
📅︎ Jul 12 2021
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What was more important invention than the first telephone?

The second one.

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👤︎ u/Audacioustrash
📅︎ Jun 29 2021
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My 7 year old nephew showed me with pride the "telephone" he had just made from a string and two tin cans. I pulled out my iPhone and said, "That's nice, but..."

"Look at what kids your age make in China!"

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Dec 25 2020
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My friends and I tried to bypass the quarantine laws by dressing up as crows and hanging out together on top of a telephone wire

Unfortunately, someone called the police on us and we got arrested for attempted murder.

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👤︎ u/hpbojoe
📅︎ May 12 2020
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Why didn’t the squirrel cross the telephone line?

Because it was busy.

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👤︎ u/Brodacious-G
📅︎ Nov 10 2020
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Why did the programmer get a huge telephone bill?

Because his program was CALLING a lot of subroutines.

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👤︎ u/madjholu
📅︎ Dec 15 2019
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I saw people putting notes at the bottom of a telephone pole. I asked them what they were doing and one person said:

"We are putting comments under this post"

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👤︎ u/brandschain
📅︎ Apr 04 2019
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Why did the boy telephone and the girl telephone break up?

There was just no connection...

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👤︎ u/JaymantheLegend
📅︎ Sep 12 2019
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Too bad what happened to the new telephone line repairman...

Poor guy got suspended on his first day.

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👤︎ u/Tribunal_Power
📅︎ Aug 26 2018
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Do you know how one used to call the telephone's inventor?

It rings a Bell.

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👤︎ u/ContentDoctor
📅︎ Apr 24 2017
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My nephew was playing with a corded telephone and walked so far the cord was stretched out. Enter my brother-in-law

"What are you doing? Making a long distance call?"

He was so proud of the joke he called me in as the only other person who would appreciate it.

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👤︎ u/JohnFoxpoint
📅︎ Oct 12 2015
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How did the telephone maker propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring!!

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👤︎ u/yashrajt
📅︎ Feb 03 2020
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What was a more important invention than the first telephone?

The second one.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Oct 27 2019
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What was a more important invention than the first telephone?

The second one.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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What was more important than the invention of the telephone?

The second one.

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👤︎ u/pandaflesh
📅︎ Dec 17 2018
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What invention was needed more than the first telephone?

The second one!

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👤︎ u/Datboifritz113
📅︎ Mar 08 2019
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