A list of puns related to "The Suckling"
Mom (addressing us kids): Y'know I once caught your grandfather letting the dog suckle on his nipple when she was a puppy... Once he saw me he put her down and acted like nothing happened.
Dad : So... He was a PETA-phile?
The moment was golden... Couldn't ask for better timing.
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