None of the other subs seem to appreciate my festive Gingerbread house. Maybe you folks would appreciate it?
I hope the standards of this sub are low enough
I'm a teacher and every day I write a Dad Joke from this sub on the board. Today a student said this to me... I was about to go off... before I got the Dad Joke.
Student: "Sir, someone nutted on the floor!"
Me: *Begins to get angry* *Turns around... there's a hex nut on the floor*
Me: "Well played."
First, I posted this on r/jokes but it didn't get much love. Then I realized I posted it on the wrong joke sub. Y'all love the punny jokes, so here you go:
Why are lamb chops a thing? Why do we have a food named after a baby animal?
Would you ever eat something called puppy steak? Or kitten burger? Or chick fillet?
oh wait.........
Credit goes to Matt from Studio C
My cousin posted two jokes on this sub, but the mods deleted both of them.
He is my cousin, twice [removed]
The US Navy will start to equip all their subs with emotional support dogs. After a lot study, they decided on Dachshunds...
...they will be subma-weiners.
The most beautiful sub on this website is r/citrus.
Appreciation: I love this sub's jokes, but we all know the real dad jokes are the ones in the comments
I love that the real dad jokes are the dad's trying to make a second joke based on the post haha. None of them are funny, they're all dry as the Sahara Desert, but like all good dad's, they're determined to keep trying.
Keep it up you silly gooses!
What the fuck happened to this sub??
https://imgur.com/ImM3RWz
My cousin tries to keep posting jokes on this sub, but gets repeatedly banned by the mods.
He’s my cousin, twice [removed].
I asked the mods whether I could post a joke about circumcision on this sub.
I hope this is the right sub
The state of this sub is atrocious!
Why the hell is the mayo on the outside!?
It’s scary how bad the puns are over at that sub.
I have a simple standard for dadjoke quality: the joke should not simply be a lame, obvious pun that anyone could think of. So I checked to see if any of this sub's top ten jokes met this standard
What's the coolest animal of sub-Saharan Africa?
The hip Opotamus of course.
Fun fact: The Wendigo is just one of many similar sub species.
There's also the Who-digo, Wheredigo, Whatdigo, and Whydigo.
My friend used to say this all the time when someone disagreed with an opinion of his. Not sure if it’s appropriate for this sub, but it still makes me laugh when used today.
“Well, there are two kinds of people in this world. Those who are, and those who are not, my uncle.”
Here is one big if for the continued success of this sub:
Thought the sub would appreciate
As I was walking down the street, an old man came up to me and explained all the benefits of dining on meals with mint derived from sub-shrub herbs...
I thanked him for the sage advice but went on about my business.
Why don't kleptomaniacs appreciate any of the jokes in this sub?
They take everything...literally.
The quality of this sub has gotten worse.
I mean, the veggies on it are starting to turn different colors and the bread has gotten stale. How can anyone eat this sub?
The people in this sub are really funny
I'm sick of all of the "I haven't done this ALL YEAR" jokes on this sub
It's the only kind of joke I've heard ALL YEAR
I was naturally excited to have stumbled upon this sub, the goldmine of dadjokes. Couldn’t wait to use one of it...so one day while I was browsing, my son asked what was I reading? I took a deep breath of absolute euphoria and satisfaction, grinned widely and said, “They r/dadjokes.”
The son said, “What’s slash dad jokes?”
Kids, right!
If you are on a blind date, try using one of the jokes you read on this sub as an icebreaker.
That way, you can make sure they’re not some weirdo who reads /r/dadjokes.
After joining the sub r/osha....
The phrase "look ma, no hands!" had a whole new meaning.
My wife checked this sub out for the first time and said, “I groaned at most of the jokes on here.”
I said, “Yes. They /r/dadjokes.
To all the people on this sub who, like me, have trouble finishing what they start, I say...
Is the majority of this sub finally done recycling material?
There have only been a few "Is this sub still active? There haven't been any new posts all year" posts all year.
The state of all subs right now.
What the fuck has happened to this sub!?
http://m.imgur.com/ImM3RWz
I have a simple standard for dadjoke quality: the joke should not simply be a lame, obvious pun that anyone could think of. So I checked to see if this sub's top ten jokes met this standard.
What the fuck happened to this sub!?!?!?!
https://imgur.com/a/QvQ3a
Some of the jokes on this sub are funny, but the real joke is always in the comments.
What the fuck happened to this sub?
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/p93p3Td
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