A list of puns related to "The Stadium Tour"
He showed me everything. The pitch, the equipment stores, even the players’ changing rooms! As we toured the booths, I noticed in one of the seats there was a potato. I was a bit bemused, so I pointed and asked, “What’s that?” And he looked at me and said “Oh that? Why that’s just a common ‘tater.”
After finishing the tour of the majority of the Dallas Cowboys stadium, the guide told us to "feel free to roam around the field."
Me: "Are we allowed to Romo 'round the field?"
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