I love how these classic prog bands, ELP, Yes, Soft Machine, have songs/albums that are just completely jazz/hard bebop

Most modern bands take a lot from Jazz, but you don't really see the Sound Chaser, Karn Evil Impression 2, Soft Machine's Third type stuff.

But maybe there is, if you know of any, please share.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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Soft Machine - Hidden Details (first track from new album) open.spotify.com/track/2p…
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Soft Machine - Hidden Details (first track from new album) open.spotify.com/track/2p…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SonofLung
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2018
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The claw machines where you can win a soft toy offer child friendly gambling.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/buis_kid21
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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The holy song is soft, so listen well. Hear the words of the Omnissiah and rejoice, for the Machine God grants us favor.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TuthePayste
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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Your asshole turns into a vanilla ice cream soft serve machine whenever you are in the presence of a broken ice cream machine (specifically a McDonald's ice cream machine) to satisfy customers who have been told the ice cream machine broke
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SignoreMeme
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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LG has developed a β€œKeurig type” machine that makes soft serve ICE CREAM on demand.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SgtSavage1106
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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Turnstiles be damned I’m gonna take home the soft serve machine
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NordyNed
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I got a wax machine for Christmas; our cats spilled the soft wax on the carpet while I was sleeping

Im not 100% sure if this belongs here, but I would like to think that I'm not the only lady who has cats and/or owns a wax machine, and I didnt know where else to talk about this. I woke up this morning to a hot pink puddle of soft wax on my carpet. Stupidly, I tried frantically to pick up handfuls of soft wax with my bare hands.

Then had to clean with wax off my hands, which took about 30 minutes.

I went to get coffee with my (f27) wife (f28) and MIL. My mil suggested I used wax paper and an iron to get up as much wax as I could and go from there.

When I got home, I did just that (minus the iron, because we don't own one, but a cakepan heated in the oven works just as well).

I had some guy friends of ours that we game with weekly do some internet sleuthing to help me figure out how to remove soft body wax out of carpet, and they came through!

Vegetable oil to break down the wax and remove it from the carpet.

Alchohol to remove the stains from the wax and lift some of the oil out of the carpet.

Water and dish soap to remove the oil out of the carpet.

soft wax under wax paper; my hand for scale

the area where the wax as after cleaning

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Color-me-saphicly
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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Quebec too soft against the mafia: Italy denounces lack of teeth against financial crimes and warns of rise of Leonardo Rizzuto [Google machine translation] translate.google.com/tran…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/incorruptible_bk
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The soft serve vending machine gfycat.com/AromaticSeriou…
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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[Amazon] "The Soft Machine Volume Two" Clear Colored Vinyl - $10.27 Prime {lowest price ever}

Click on this Vinyl on Sale tweet for the deal... or use the direct link.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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Another pic of the β€˜Green Machine’ with soft top.
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My parents brought me to the vet because they said I was a pooping machine but now I'm a soft serve machine...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcappi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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What is up with the soft-serve ice cream machine breaking in Ike's a lot?

what are people even doing to it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kaze_no_Klonoa
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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Can I fill up outside containers at the dining hall soft serve machines?

I've got an empty mayo jar I want to fill with vanilla ice cream

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slipslime
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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Please move the soft serve machine from commons to sage for the summer.

Since commons is closed for renovations, and that ice cream machine is the light of my life, can we please find a way to move in to sage just for the summer.

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πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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The Soft Machine - Joy Of A Toy (1968) youtu.be/9T2ELelpamw
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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Soft Machine - Chloe and the Pirates youtube.com/watch?v=MMei5…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SonofLung
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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Honestly I just realized that I could be making some kind of bedroompop chillsomething soft-trap. DIY I've place the mic between my clothes to reduce the sound of the washing machine that creates an earthquake 24/7 🀣. youtu.be/ajnzD62nL2c
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WHOLESOME: Zucchero left the street life & now usesγ€ŒSOFT MACHINE」to educate teens on the negative effects of drug use
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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Why does the fro-yo get icier the longer it sits in the soft serve machine?

So, I thoroughly clean the Taylor soft serve machine every week and the first two to three days afterward the fro-yo base spins so creamy and delicious. But come 5ish days later the fro yo becomes icier and icier and less creamy. Is there an explanation for this? I have tweaked the recipe so much to try and fix this issue but I've been able to make it better but not fix it completely.

Recipe: 640g sugar 70g glucose 385 g nfmp 10 g stabilizer 2190 g whole milk 1890g skim milk 4225g whole fat yogurt

Thanks!

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2018
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Soft Machine - 10: 30 Returns To The Bedroom youtube.com/watch?v=nFrWd…
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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I made a soft drink brand for each available fruit, put them on drink vending machines and placed them around my island!
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Amazing drink manufacturing line | Inside the soft drink factory | Filling Machine youtu.be/__UKBvEXQVY
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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The beginning and finished cover up by the amazing Nico @ Soft Machine in Gosport.
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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The sign on the soft-serve machine. Are we really not doing phrasing anymore??
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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Dice Tray Built! [OC]. Thought I would also share here. Black Walnut and Soft Maple inlay topped off with a Brass inlay to separate the colors. CNC machine was heavily utilized.
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Soft Machine - The Moon In June (Live Peel Session 1969) youtube.com/watch?v=sp3S3…
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Serpents bares their fangs, hungry and hunting. The rattle of Green war machines was excited and confronting. The afternoon tolls leading the strike. The soft rumble of tank engines eerily life-like. The Union's sun had finally set. The end of the era of Yellow's tyrant threat.
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After seeing how soft the Tonkatsu I won was, I needed to get a soft Tokage too. I wanted to stay away from this machine, but then I found a few replays that showed how to actually win it so I decided to give it a few tries... and I got it! v.redd.it/mekmxb9lb6s31
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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Serpents bares their fangs, hungry and hunting. The rattle of Green war machines was excited and confronting. The afternoon tolls leading the strike. The soft rumble of tank engines eerily life-like. The Union's sun had finally set. The end of the era of Yellow's tyrant threat.
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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Serpents bares their fangs, hungry and hunting. The rattle of Green war machines was excited and confronting. The afternoon tolls leading the strike. The soft rumble of tank engines eerily life-like. The Union's sun had finally set. The end of the era of Yellow's tyrant threat.
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Out Bloody Rageous, a great book about Soft Machine, for 5.99USD on the US Kindle Store amazon.com/dp/B00P0USPG6/…
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Serpents bares their fangs, hungry and hunting. The rattle of Green war machines was excited and confronting. The afternoon tolls leading the strike. The soft rumble of tank engines eerily life-like. The Union's sun had finally set. The end of the era of Yellow's tyrant threat.
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Hi fellow Pink Floyd fans, I am a long t time fan myself. At age ten I got my father's record collection and the record with prism was favorite. Just turned it around and around some times checked the other records, like sergeant peppers, soft machine and Captain beefheart . But came quickly back t v.redd.it/t7j7eg8azmj31
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Serpents bares their fangs, hungry and hunting. The rattle of Green war machines was excited and confronting. The afternoon tolls leading the strike. The soft rumble of tank engines eerily life-like. The Union's sun had finally set. The end of the era of Yellow's tyrant threat.
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Soft Machine - Slightly All the Time youtu.be/4RwLgA9U_3I
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Soft Machine - Live at Top Gear BBC - June 10 - 1969 roughtrade.com/gb/soft-ma…
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Is there a machine that properly dices larger (for home use) quantities of soft vegetables?

My daughters both love cold pasta salad but I have mild arthritis and the chopping aggravates my wrists. I tried a food processor (S shaped blade) and it more or less either made hugely uneven pieces, or if I tried to make them more even, it mushed up the veggies (bell peppers specifically) which turned off both the kids from eating the salad.

I tried a "chopper", a machine you push down on and the swirly blades chop veggies but that was a big fail.

I'm hoping there's some sort of machine that does a good job of chopping/dicing soft veggies like onion and bell peppers into cubes. Bonus if it will cube softer (cheddar) cheese. Any suggestions?

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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When the soft serve machine is broken again
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Chinese universities add HIV test kits to vending machines to tackle virus' rise in taboo sex culture: Along with chips, instant noodles and soft drinks, students in a growing number of Chinese universities now have the option of also grabbing an HIV test kit to go from their campus vending machine. abc.net.au/news/2018-04-1…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2018
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Shredding Machine Vs Hard and Soft Things! youtube.com/watch?v=yU7gu…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lonelyman40
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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Seriously does any maccas in australia ever have a working soft serve machine ?

Every time i have been to maccas its out of order.

Anywhere i go. Seriously maccas australia sort your shit out

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