My sister prefers taking the stairs, but I always take the elevator.
I guess..we are raised differently.
What did the cell say when their sister stepped on their toe?
What do sisters do for fun in the convent?
Nun of our business really, but I suspect it's habit-forming.
My sister has been reading game of thrones and she really liked the line "the sound of steel on steel"
So she decided to steel it
My sister had a baby, she hopes it’ll save the relationship...
But I still don’t talk to her
My sister is freaked out by the Apocalypse.
My sister, the biologist, was studying cell division when she dropped her microscope on my toe.
My step sister and I share the same dad.
But her birth was a whole wifetime ago
Australian tennis star Bernard Tomic's sister, Ana, agreeing with her friend Ally about the positions of body parts
My sister said I looked like a German composer and musician of the Baroque period, especially when wearing my powdered wig... So I changed everything and it changed my life!
I haven't looked Bach since!
My sister didn't believe me when I told her I don't know who the Prime Minister of Canada is
Cardi B’s sister used to spy for the Russian government, but refuses to talk about it publicly
My little 2 year old sister is in the hospital... she had a peek a boo accident
My little sister came to my room with a lighbulb in her mouth. I asked her "what in the world are you doing?"
She said "I'm having a light snack."
Do you know the name of Cardi B's sister? She is working as a trainer.
On Saturday, my son confronted me about why I spend time with him on only 1 day of the week, but I spend time with his sister every other day. I told him that I would take him to the movies tomorrow, and he asked if it was 'just because he asked'.
I told him, 'no, because it's Son Day'.
Why was the German boy sad when sister ran away with his 3-Musketeers Candy Bar ??
Because he was Far-from-nougat!
My sister and I were making a pie for the 4th of July
After making it, we opened the fridge to cool it. After being unable to find space for it, I suggested we move the steaks that my mom is saving for dinner. As we put them on a higher shelf, I looked at her and said “The steaks have been raised”
Detective Johnson and detective Smith were investigating a murder that occurred next to a playground. The only witnesses to the murder were four children, a brother age 3 and sister age 4, and a different brother (age 7) and sister (age 8).
The children all lived in a nearby apartment complex. The younger siblings lived in apartment 8D and the older ones lived in apartment 9D. Detective Johnson advised Detective Smith that she probably shouldn’t bother question 8D’s children about what they saw, since they’re too young to have a reliable memory. He believed that Smith would have a better chance of getting good information from the older children, since only 9D’s kids will remember.
I recently talked about a John Cena joke with my sister, but she didn't seem to understand the joke, so I started to explain to her who John Cena is. She then asked me whether or not I seriously think that she doesn't know who John Cena is. I then told her:
"Well, I just thought you might have never seen him before."
Mother Superior had to crack down on sisters wearing perfume in the convent.
She said she would not tolerate such nun scents.
My sister majored in Philosophy. I saw her sobbing the other day, worried she won’t get a job.
I said, “Are you having an existential cry, sis?”
Why is the head sister usually known as a jack-of-all-trades?
Because she's a master of nun.
Why did my sister wear a jacket before the game?
She was just warming up.
My dad made this joke, and i loved it.
What did the biologist say when his sister stepped on his foot?
I was hanging out with my sister the other day and she showed me a meme. I had not idea what it meant so I asked her
My wife's sister and her family came to visit but I was hiding in the den. She came in and told me not to be antisocial.
I reminded her that I'm a guy.
That would make me uncle social.
My mother's sister was a gamble who enjoyed poker. She would heartily add to the initial pot but fold after the first hand...
My sister got married the other day and now has 16 husbands....
Four richer, four poorer, four better and four worse...
My sister hit me with quite the insult at her PhD ceremony.
It was a 2nd-degree burn.
The sign my sister made for our moms 60th birthday
A monastery decided to liven up their old clothes by tie-dying them, but the fabric became stiff and uncomfortable. When the Abbott asked a sister to explain, she gave a simple reply:
My mom just told my sister she ran into the Walmart
I asked her if it hurt and then my dad who doesn't usually laugh at jokes like that laughed. I guess you could say I'm pretty cool😎
At my sister's high school graduation, one kid threw his cap in the air too early.
My dad turns to me and says, "Oops, Premature Ecapulation."
The female version of The Bro Code should be called The Sister Act.
My sister got caught stealing fruit at the grocery, stuffing them in her clothes.
She was caught because staff could see her panty lime.
My little sister was telling me about the reading she had in school today
Her: “Yeah we read Alice in Wonderworld today!”
Me: “Oh yeah that’s the one down in Florida, right?”
I can’t wait to have my own kids and fully ascend.
What did the somatic cell say to its sister after it banged its toe against the table?
Penn's mother's sister had a pie shop. The menu was simply called "The pie rates of Penn's aunt."
My little sister was reading the milk carton at breakfast.
"Dad, what does pasteurised mean?"
Dad picks up milk carton.
"Well this is milk,"
He slowly moves the carton past my sisters face.
"...and now it's past-your-eyes-'d milk"
I told my sister she needed to download the reddit app
Said she would never regreddit
Mu friend Ken fell out of my window on the second floor the same day he had a little sister...
My sister called my dad today to ask if there’s any history of glaucoma on his side of the family.
My dad: “None that I’ve seen!”
My twin sister always takes the stairs, but I prefer taking the elevator.
I guess.... we are raised differently.
What does the cell say to his sister when she steps on his toe?
What did the cell say to his sister cell when she stepped on his foot?
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