Police are investigating a murder in which the victim was shot with a starters pistol.
The police think it's race-related.
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︎ Jan 26 2021
Where is the best place to get shot?
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︎ Jan 28 2021
A shot in the dark
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︎ Sep 01 2020
Will the Coronavirus shot come with a wedge of lime?
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︎ Dec 14 2020
My hunter friend boasted that he shot the most deer last year.
He certainly won that game.
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︎ Jan 06 2021
There's a new show on BBC where heroin junkies can determine via experts, how much money they've shot up over the years.
It's called,Cash in the Addict.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Two cowboys are lost in the desert when one sees a tree draped in bacon. He yells βitβs a bacon treeβ then runs to it and is shot up with bullets
It wasnβt a bacon tree it was a Ham Bush
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︎ Sep 22 2020
My friend and I were playing golf. He hit the flagpole on the shot and said βthat gave me a heart attack!β
I told him βactually that was a strokeβ
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︎ Jul 05 2020
Two cowboys are lost in the desert. One cowboy sees a tree thatβs draped in bacon. βA bacon tree ! Weβre saved!β He says. He runs to the tree and is shot up with bullets.
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︎ Aug 11 2020
"There's a 60% chance the killer shot the victim from this spot right here and a 40% chance he shot from over there", said the detective.
"This concludes my probaballistic report."
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︎ May 01 2020
Did you hear about the guy that got shot with an upholstery gun 200 times?
They said he's fully recovered.
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︎ Jun 22 2020
I proclaimed to my wife that the world does not revolve around our little girl. Perturbed, she shot back, "Why on Earth would you ever say that!?" I explained, "Well, it's really quite simple you see, she's our daughter..."
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︎ May 16 2020
Maybe he is in the mood for a shot?
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︎ Jul 15 2018
What did one ninja say to the other ninja after being shot by a arrow?
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︎ Jan 26 2020
Apparently they are still searching for the spy plane that was shot down over the former Soviet Union in 1960.
They still havenβt found what theyβre looking for.
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︎ Mar 27 2020
Have you heard of the guy who got shot with a starter pistol?
Police think it was race related.
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︎ Feb 01 2020
My dad used to get shot from a cannon at the circus. When he retired they had to close the show.
They couldn't find another man of his caliber.
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︎ Sep 22 2018
I saw a woman once that was smoking a cigarette at a gas station while she filled her car. She pulled out the nozzle and gas shot everywhere and her arm was immediately engulfed in flames. She started waving it around and a cop saw it and shot her dead...
She was waving an illegal fire arm.
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︎ Jan 09 2019
Dad: Son, Iβll never forget where I was when I heard the news that JFK was shot.
It was my sixth grade American history class.
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︎ Jul 19 2018
I felt shot through the heart.
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︎ Feb 22 2019
Son: Hey Dad, did you ever get shot in the army?
Dad: No I got shot in the leggy.
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︎ Dec 31 2018
A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Iβm looking for the man who shot my paw."
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︎ Oct 19 2019
I admit I took a shot in the dark
Iran out of plausible deniability
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︎ Jan 12 2020
The doc gave me 6 months to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 20 years
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︎ Jun 24 2019
Just got the test shot from our wedding photographer, but we accidentally dropped them into the mixing bowl filled with sugar, milk, and Jell-O mix.
Wife to be can't believe we actually did that, but I told her the proof is in the pudding.
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︎ Jul 03 2019
I tried archery, but I lost the one arrow I had after a single shot.
I guess thatβs the only drawback.
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︎ May 10 2019
Who will take the second shot in the snooker match?
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︎ Sep 13 2019
I saw a communist who was up for his Hepatitis shot. He was telling stories to the doctor out of fear of needles.
The doctor said βQuit Stalinβ
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︎ Sep 05 2019
Abe Lincoln was shot in the Ford theater
Wouldn't have happened in a Chevy
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︎ Oct 15 2019
Johnny is in class learning about animals and the teacher asks, βcan anyone tell me what other name for dwarf goats go by?β Johnnyβs hand shot up:
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︎ Aug 01 2019
I was tuning a guitar. While doing this one of the stings snapped in half perfectly. I took one half and stretched It out. I managed to get it on. One problem though. As soon as I played it shot straight to the ceiling.
Iβd never heard or seen such a high note.
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︎ Dec 18 2018
Hereβs a shot in the dark at telling a dad joke
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︎ Jun 06 2019
Me : Can I have a shot in the hedge now?
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︎ Jul 05 2019
My boss came into the office and poured us all shots to celebrate the birth of his daughter. I asked why the liquor had little bits of gold floating around in it, and he explained it was GoldschlΓ€ger
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︎ Oct 30 2018
What did the home owner say to the mug shot when he put it up on his wall
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︎ Jun 28 2019
A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Iβm looking for the man who shot my paw."
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︎ Oct 10 2019
My son asked me: Dad did you get shot in the army?
No son. I got shot in the leggy
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︎ Mar 03 2019
My son asked me, "Dad, did you ever get shot in the army?"
I replied, "No, but I was shot in the leggy."
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︎ May 28 2017
I remember exactly where I was when I heard the news that JFK was shot.
7th grade World history class.
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︎ Dec 26 2018
Dad, did you get shot in the army?
No son, I actually got shot in the leggy.
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︎ Jul 09 2019
Dad, were you shot in the army?
No son, I was shot in the leggy.
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︎ Oct 05 2018
A son asked his dad if he was ever shot in the army
He responded with βNo I was shot in the leggyβ
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