“Oh, that’s awful. Who was that?”
“Miss Givings.”
Gouda question.
But atleast she has a smoothie
Whoops wrong sub
He was trying to do some meth
They loved chalk lit.
‘I went up to him and went “Pssstt!” in his ear and he didn’t move.’
I got a badge and a sash that read, "Halal Monitor"
Spelling
Scents, eh?
“Top Marx!”
"Who's not here, please raise your hand."
You let me down, you let the school down, you let your friends down but most importantly, you let yourself down.
Oops, wrong sub.
"Alright class please stand. Now raise your left leg. Put it back on the ground. Great, everyone may now sit.
Glad we're able to start class on the right foot."
I guess you can say it was Three Days Grace.
A silly bus.
Someone sneezes
Someone else: Bless you!
Teacher: That's where I went to college. Bless University.
So, every single year my band teacher would dress up as some hilarious pun for Halloween. This year, he came into school starring at a piece of paper that said "175 lbs" on it.
He was watching his weight.
