A panicure
Because he kept shouting “enemies of the hair...beware!”
Will Curl Up And Dye For You
He called it Bob and Weave.
He just dropped in to see what condition his conditioner was in.
Curl up and dye
Because they're fighting tooth and nail for it.
I don’t know how I’m expected to make a pretty penny
My daughter was getting her hair cut the other day and she mentioned to the stylist that she used to have hair down to her waist. Stylist "how did you do that?" Me "she was shorter, her back wasn't as long" Daughter and fiance groan The stylist had to take a minute to stop laughing.
A Paleontologist
... they got in trouble for using sham poo.
BRAAAAAAAIIIDS!
Curl up and dye.
I was in the shower with my wife, we were talking as usual.
She tells me "I haven't gotten her hair done since before rona."
"that's salon ago"
She was having a lot of problems selling it because the car had 250,000 miles. One day, she told her problem to a friend she worked with at a salon. Her friend told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it's not legal."
"That doesn't matter," replied Judi, "as long as I can sell the car."
"Okay," said Judi's friend. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will turn the counter in your car back to 50,000 miles. Then it should not be a problem to sell your car anymore."
The following weekend, Judi made the trip to the mechanic. Two weeks later the friend asked Judi, "Did you sell your car?"
"No," replied Judi, "why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it!"
"I washed it with bar soap... I didn't want to use your fancy salon stuff..."
"What salon stuff?"
"The bottle said 'oodways' "
"That was the shampoo, genius... it was upside down..."
After parking in a lot next to a salon with a European Wax sign in the window... Me: "you should get a European wax." Her: "no, you should get your peen waxed."
I wash windows for a summer job when i am home from college.
Today I was washing a window to a nail salon when an older gentleman was walking past, and he hit me with a zinger.
"How's the window washing business going?"
<without waiting for a response> "You must be cleaning up!" He then walked away chuckling to himself.
