Why did the sheep keep breaking the rules?
It was a mutton for punishment.
I have a theory that yeast will one day rule the world
We’re you aware that the NFL has a rule on professional athletes and the animals they can own as pets? They are prohibited from owning a duck as a pet!
What are the unspoken rules of sign language?
What do you call a big cat that doesn't play by the rules?
A wise man once gave me the 3 unwritten rules of life
Why did the man get sent back to his home country for following his high school girlfriends life rules?
The first rule of passive aggressive club is..
You know what, never mind. It’s fine.
Ireland has just introduced a maximum six person indoors rule. Where will that leave the seven dwarves..?
..one of them won't be Happy.
You know the rules and so do I
According to the new rules this year, NFL players are no longer allowed to have a chicken as a pet.
It’s considered to be a personal fowl.
For a Chemistry teacher, what is the golden rule that his class must follow?
That they maintain decAurum
What is the first rule of stealing someones shoes.
Pick on someone your own size.
The 3 Unwritten rules of life
P.S. I posted this here like a year ago and felt it needed to come back
The first rule of flight club...
is to take flying lessons. Also know how to read carefully.
What do you call a writer who doesn't follow the rules of sentence structure?
What is the first rule of fight club
Sorry if this breaks the rules but, please cheer up my dad! He's a punctuation expert who is recovering from surgery. He just had half of his lower digestive system removed. It would really cheer him up if you could comment with his favorite punctuation mark:
The TSA detained a passenger in possession of a slide rule, compass and calculator...
They said he was carrying weapons of math instruction, and was a member of the Alge-bra movement.
What happened when the drummer broke the rules?
He suffered the re-percussions.
All teachers should know the I before E except after C rule.
Unless they teach science.
What pastry wanted to rule the world?
We should make it a rule not to post any jokes about the un-employed here
Does Dr. Fauci believe in the 5 second rule...
Found this on 4chan (one of the rules said it has to be explained, instead of goat should be got)
Please report post that violate the rules!
Recently new mod here, all I ask is that you report ANY posts that break the rules such as; Reposts, posts that are not a pun, NSFW, Etc. With it being reported it makes our jobs easier! Thank you have a great day!
I violated grammar rules, so I got punished with the death sentence.
What are the unspoken rules of sign language?
The 3 unwritten rules of life..
the unwritten rule of life
unwritten rule of life...
The three unwritten rules of life.
The 3 unwritten rules of life.
Dad told me the three most important unwritten rules in life.
The NFL has this obscure rule where players aren’t allowed to own pet ducks.
It’s considered to be a personal fowl.
the three unwritten rules of life
The three unwritten rules of life.
The first rule of flight club...
Is to take flying lessons. Also know how to read carefully.
The three unwritten rules of becoming a dad
The three unwritten rules of dad jokes
The first rule of Alzheimer's Club is.
I'm just following the rules
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The 3 unwritten rules of life...
What are the unspoken rules of sign language?
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