A list of puns related to "The Ringleader"
For example, in ancient Babylonia, there was an attempt to overthrow the king. The plot failed: and the ringleader ran through the streets, trying to find a place to hide.
He found a Ziggurat (a type of temple) where he thought was safe. And proceeded to burn incriminating scrolls. However, one of the generals, who was searching for him, was told about the smoke, and captured him
The moral of the story is: “Warning, the searching general has determined that smoking ziggurats are hazardous to your stealth”
Even then, people were militant about those things
"What can you do?" Asks the Ringleader
"I can imitate a bird" the man replies.
"Ppfff that's nothing" says the Ringleader "Anyone can imitate a bird! get outta here and stop wasting my time!"
The man doesn't argue. He simply gets up and flies out the window.
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