The Return of the Herd Puns

A list of puns related to "The Return of the Herd"

MRW trying to CALMLY figure out why Jon died as a night's watch,came back to life, kiss his aunt, stab her and later return to the Night's watch to watch for a non-existent herd of night walkers?
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👤︎ u/psundar6
📅︎ May 20 2019
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Help an ex-brony back into the herd, I stopped watching somewhere during the fifth season. Should I return? is it worth it?
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👤︎ u/GodEmperorOfHell
📅︎ Aug 15 2017
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Another statue of a good herding pup. Shep remained "Forever Faithful" at the train station in Fort Benton, Montana for 5½ years awaiting his owner's return.
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👤︎ u/ColdSmoked2345
📅︎ Mar 11 2019
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Cow Guardian, Protector of the herd v.redd.it/wr48essb1gx31
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👤︎ u/YeppyNope
📅︎ Nov 08 2019
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[GIVEAWAY] One of the following - Street Fighter V, Unrailed or Them's Fightin' Herds

Hi everyone,

I have one of these games to giveaway as part of last months Humble Choice. I'm highly unlikely to play any of them so someone else can take have the option.

To win, pick a number between 1 and 1000, choose your game and leave a comment telling me both. The closest to the number I've picked wins the game you chose. If there are multiple with the same number, or closest, the winner will be picked by pulling a name from a hat.

You've got till Friday to get your choices in. Good luck everyone!

Edit: Sorry to all that missed out this time - no doubt will have more giveaways soon. My number was 741 by the way.

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👤︎ u/Mantzy81
📅︎ Feb 10 2020
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Why couldn't the cowboy get the herd of cows moving along?

He needed a cattle list to get started

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👤︎ u/hotsprings1234
📅︎ Jan 24 2019
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🔥 A massive herd of pronghorns running along the roads of Montana 🔥 gfycat.com/brilliantquick…
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👤︎ u/unnaturalorder
📅︎ Jan 11 2020
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FYI, herd immunity only works if "most of the herd" develops antibodies/resistance so that the virus can't take hold in future, thus protecting "the rest of the herd". Unfortunately, coronavirus patients do NOT develop antibody/resistance. Your govt has just screwed you all.

https://www.scientiststudy.com/2020/02/coronavirus-2019-ncov-healed-people-may.html

https://futurism.com/neoscope/scientists-warn-coronavirus-more-than-once

https://www.msn.com/en-sg/news/other/can-you-develop-immunity-to-coronavirus/ar-BB10OiAa

...and a multitude of other sources...

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👤︎ u/redditcirclejerker
📅︎ Mar 13 2020
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Herd immunity is euphemism for culling the human race. US inaction has the same effect. The supposed champions of "human rights" are letting COVID19 spread and possibly kill millions of their population while socialist China is doing everything to save's its citizen's lives. smh.com.au/world/europe/h…
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👤︎ u/garagegymer
📅︎ Mar 16 2020
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A mating herd of manatees churning up the water v.redd.it/rs08rez4hob31
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👤︎ u/SeeThroughCanoe
📅︎ Jul 21 2019
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Netherlands: RIVM boss (Dutch CDC) clarifies that we are not adopting the strategy of herd immunity, but rather, a controlled infection where many will become immune during time while we do protect the weak and flatten the curve. ad.nl/dossier-coronavirus…
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👤︎ u/zhandra8829
📅︎ Mar 18 2020
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Coronavirus: 60% of UK population need to become infected so country can build 'herd immunity', government's chief scientist says | The Independent independent.co.uk/news/he…
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👤︎ u/Chinese_poster
📅︎ Mar 14 2020
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A herd of elk on the beach near downtown cannon beach today!
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👤︎ u/brandjohns
📅︎ Nov 24 2019
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🔥 Muskoxen are one of the few prey animals that can work together to form a defensive line to protect the herd’s calves and counter wolf attacks 🔥
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👤︎ u/Chewyk132
📅︎ Mar 11 2020
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Camel owner returns to herd after mourning his dead son v.redd.it/fa53zpddc8441
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👤︎ u/avec_serif
📅︎ Dec 13 2019
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Wouldn't have spotted this herd of deer if not for the 2 blowing everyone's cover
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👤︎ u/the_nibler
📅︎ Feb 26 2020
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Here in the natural habitat of the common Keynesian we see a herd of people who have no idea how economics work
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👤︎ u/burneralt012
📅︎ Feb 29 2020
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This old lady is waffle. She sadly passed a few months ago, but she lived a long 14 years and spread love through every one of them, grumbling the whole way. We often joked we had to herd the herding dog. She was a perfect theatre dog. Heres a blop of her.
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👤︎ u/skyeabridged
📅︎ Jan 28 2020
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[Markazi] FS1 has suspended production of their live daily studio shows through at least Friday, March 20. Shows like Undisputed, The Herd, Speak for Yourself and Lock it In are produced from Los Angeles. twitter.com/ArashMarkazi/…
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👤︎ u/Austin63867
📅︎ Mar 13 2020
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"The important issue of herd immunity that we talk about a lot in vaccination is exactly the challenge that we have at the moment. There’s no herd immunity, everyone is susceptible to this virus in Australia." theguardian.com/world/liv…
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👤︎ u/superegz
📅︎ Mar 15 2020
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[Blackpill] Near 1/3 survivors of the Chinese airborne AIDS (mostly young people) don't get the immunity (and sometimes even no antibodes at all), seemingly dashing the hope for herd immunity - and the vaccine solution twitter.com/DrEricDing/st…
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👤︎ u/SupremeReader
📅︎ Apr 08 2020
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Screamed like a little girl when I saw this herd of good boys strolling down the avenue imgur.com/maD9TRu
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👤︎ u/I_kickflipped_my_dog
📅︎ Apr 26 2019
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Linus is the terror of the pig pen at The Happy Herd Farm Sanctuary gfycat.com/fakeneglectedb…
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👤︎ u/b12ftw
📅︎ Dec 17 2019
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A list of all the things that will change in society until a cure/vaccine for covid is implemented or herd immunity is achieved.

For mutual tendies, please help

Airplanes will have to operate at half capacity at best.

Gyms will not open or be so strict that they will be much less profitable.

Dance clubs will not reopen.

Clothing and furniture stores will not reopen.

Disney parks will not reopen.

Movie productions will not happen.

Non-essential construction projects will be halted or much slower.

Passenger trains will operate at half capacity.

Cabs will be used almost not at all.

Stadiums/theaters will have to seat at half capacity.

Spas will not reopen.

Office spaces will have to operate at reduced capacity if they reopen.

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👤︎ u/TheWorstTroll
📅︎ Apr 03 2020
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The Milwaukee Bucks have assigned forward Dragan Bender to the Wisconsin Herd of the NBA G League. nba.com/bucks/news/bucks-…
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👤︎ u/Austin63867
📅︎ Nov 08 2019
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Chase Buford (R.C. Buford’s son and G-League’s Wisconsin Herd head coach) suspended two games for “a direct and extended public attack on the integrity and credibility of the game officials.” twitter.com/shamscharania…
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👤︎ u/raraiza15
📅︎ Feb 25 2020
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Sick of people suggesting to simply let antivaxxers get sick/ die. Herd immunity is good because 1. Some people physically can't take vaccines and 2. Jesus fuck you're letting kids die to prove a point what the hell
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👤︎ u/blaisems
📅︎ Jan 30 2020
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The herd of fuff I got to pick our new buddy from. :)
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👤︎ u/TruckerLogix
📅︎ Dec 31 2019
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My newest member of the herd is such a sweetheart. Meet Dionysus
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👤︎ u/Joewind99
📅︎ Jan 17 2020
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The British govt is saying let the virus spread so 60% of Brits become infected and herd immunity is reached. But that means: - 39.6 million infected - 5.5 million hospitalized with severe disease - 2 million critically ill -277,000 deaths No other country is suggesting this mobile.twitter.com/doctor…
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👤︎ u/shaolinpunks
📅︎ Mar 15 2020
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Found a herd of the elusive Potato Mountain Elk; such a magnificent animal
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👤︎ u/FrediAshes
📅︎ Jan 02 2020
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Unpopular opinion: I don’t want online courses or easy A’s. But I understand the importance of herd immunity.
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👤︎ u/tenPUNded
📅︎ Mar 10 2020
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Meet TimTam, the newest addition to my herd of guinea pigs.
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👤︎ u/Viol3tCrumbl3
📅︎ Dec 19 2019
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Next stand-up special: “We wanna make the country fucking great again? How about we start with bringing back the safety standards of our forefathers. Fully steel cars without seatbelts, chairlifts without restraints. Just let the herd thin itself people.”
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👤︎ u/themanheadedtotmmw
📅︎ Aug 28 2019
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The word of the herd!
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👤︎ u/Yohnardo
📅︎ Jun 09 2019
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TIL that a fearless goat-herding dog called Odin refused to abandon his flock of goats during deadly California wildfires in 2017, while his owners ran to safety. Days later his family returned to their destroyed home and found him AND the goats still alive. fox17online.com/2017/10/1…
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👤︎ u/phaze115
📅︎ Feb 07 2020
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So we're thinking of adding two rescues to the business. Anyone have any tips for having a small herd?
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👤︎ u/LeoFoster64
📅︎ Mar 05 2020
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Protest voters are the anti-vax parents of politics: they're relying on herd immunity to keep themselves safe from dangers they don't comprehend because it isn't a constant presence in their lives.
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👤︎ u/PenguinEmpireStrikes
📅︎ Mar 21 2020
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TIL the alpaca was selectively bred from the vicuna to accentuate its naturally finer wool. Alpacas were a central part of Incan culture but were almost exterminated to make room for European domestic animals. The highland inhabitants saved the species by moving their herds to higher elevation. alpacaficionado.com/artic…
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👤︎ u/-AMARYANA-
📅︎ Nov 15 2019
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My mom hanging out with a herd of deer sometime in the early 90's
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👤︎ u/Clickclack999
📅︎ Jan 24 2020
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The lioness spots her pray. The youngest male of the herd is seen vulnerable and exposed. She takes her chance to move in for the kill
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👤︎ u/LasagneOfTheNorth
📅︎ Jul 30 2019
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Herd of smokers by SOC in the morning are fucking disgusting.

I get that smokers still exist, but Jesus Christ, find an actual smoking area off campus to do it. I don't want to have to risk an asthma attack every morning when I'm going to class. But I'm not a NARC, so I'm not going to call the cops on them, but I will stare at you passive-aggressively while I cough my lungs out.

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👤︎ u/bobbingtonbobsson
📅︎ Sep 19 2019
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Research team resurrects genes from the last herd of woolly mammoths. Findings show that their small population had developed a number of genetic defects that may have proved fatal for the species. eurekalert.org/pub_releas…
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👤︎ u/drewiepoodle
📅︎ Feb 07 2020
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A herd of goats performs a riot across the town of Wales amid the closure of the Coruna virus bigmache.com/2020/03/31/a…
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👤︎ u/loumarmb
📅︎ Mar 31 2020
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Little Paddington, one of the youngest piggies of herd and brother to Renard who I will introduce later :)
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👤︎ u/ShaunDC
📅︎ Jan 22 2020
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V:tM- what constitutes the average monthly vitae usage of a vampire? And what would a sustainable herd population resemble?

Let's say you've got Dominate 4, Resources 5, and you want to live like Anushin-Rawan: establish your own island/commune of well-conditioned ghouls (the Dominate conditioning is key to mitigating unhealthy ghoulish obsession). In some ways, a vampire can function as a living dialysis machine- pump in some vitae to arrest aging of the ghouls, take a little vitae from a ghoul each night, it boils down to just being well organized. It's safe for the average adult to give blood once a month. I'm going to need a minimum herd of 30, but really, given the need for blush of life, contingency use of disciplines, etc., what is the ideal target size for a herd? 120? 240?

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👤︎ u/LeRoienJaune
📅︎ Feb 15 2020
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Calling a forest “the woods” is like calling a herd of animals “the meats.” reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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👤︎ u/rmutt89
📅︎ Jun 11 2019
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